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Sure is! Too bad the first thing on my calendar doesn't start for another 9 days!

Boy, I've got a busy month ahead of me. Sure, I might only be working a total of 18 hours this month, but that's not bad. I just talked to my mom about coming down to visit. She told me any time in August would be fine for her. Here's the plan: I've got $1,000 in a jar at home, and I'm going to...

Wow! That recent comic you did was fantastic! It took me by surprise! I love Statler & Waldorf's joke at the end! Very hilarious!

I don't know, but I don't think you should be MOOdy!

Man, it probably would've been hilarious to try out Count Von Count!

YMBAOMF if you can understand why the count is so obsessed with numbers! (I saw a clip of the count counting feelings, then he decides to count 40 winks, no, make that 41 winks, no, make that 42 winks!)

YMBAOMF if you've finally noticed that the muppet newsman on the muppets' website has a unusual and distinctive voice, unlike that of the actual newsman.

*Patiently waits for the rest of his parts to come in, and waits for marty to assemble me*

Lol! Yay!

Yeah, and I think that he's suffering from UDDER defeat! (everyone laughs)

For example, can he Cowculate how many gallons of milk he/she's given to the world?

Dr. Bob: Well, let's see here.... AHA! We have a cow who can't cowculate its own profit!

*as Cuba sings it, he gets changed into weird creatures as the song goes along, and in the end, he looks quite strange*

OK! I've got one, how about Lady of Spain, or That VooDoo that you do to me?

Hey Kathy, I sent you a PM!

I've seen those commercials and they ROCK!

(Everyone backstage laughs at the cow's joke)

YMBAOMF IF you laugh at the thought of an unexpected moment involving the muppets.

Hey Kathy, how about the lullaby of Broadway? That'd be perfect!

*Scooter comes to Kermit* Hey boss! We have a problem! We have a guest star that's missing!