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I have a HUGE crush on... oh wait. I guess my boyfriend doesn't really count, does he?

That is fantastic Marty! I'm so happy for you! Please keep us updated ^_^

Thanks Hubert & Sarge ^_^ Now hopefully I can make it through this dinner without revealing to the Major what a loony I really am ;)

Aw, thanks Snowthie! A date with MAJOR Charles Emerson Winchester III? *swoon* Best birthday present EVER! Good thing I wore my fancy dress!

*bursts in, shirt on backwards and missing a shoe* MERRY CHRISTMA- I mean.... Happy Kwa- erm - Merry birthday! Snowthy my dear, I apologize for being late. I have been running lopsidedly (due to the missing shoe) and therefore have also been running in very long circles. However, I would like to...

Aw, bummer :( That's always disappointing.

OOC: I feel the need to apologize for my disappearance and apparent disregard for this revival. Things have been very crazy with finishing school and graduating and such... I shall jump back in within the next few days ^_^

Nell: *stares at the fire for a few moments* No doors.... just flaps... wouldn't that make the term "inFLAPS", rather than indoors? *realizes no one is listening* Hmm... *pulls a stick and a sausage out of her hair and begins to roast them over the fire* Anybody want a hotdog?

Nell: *looks at plumber leprechaun* Yeah, he'll be no help. *tosses him away* We should probably lower a rope or something.... oh I got it! *grabs a dreadlock and begins to lower it down the sewer*

Nell: I didn't say I'm a plumber.... *reaches into her nest of dreadlocks* I mean't I HAVE a plumber. *holds out a leprechaun dressed in coveralls and holding a toolbox* Seamus: Not a goof, huh? Could've fooled me...

Seamus: *wriggling and writhing within Jack's grasp* Put me down you big GOOF! You ain't gettin my gold!

Nell: *sets down her suitcase and wanders next door* Did somebody call for a plumber?

*a small leprechaun on Logan's shoulder gives a *ba-dum-ch!* on a tiny set of drums*

Nell: *walks down the road towards the Moppet residence. She carries a battered suitcase. Her clothes are ragged and caked with dirt, her hair - dreadlocks. Her feet - bare.* *Nell steps up to her house* It is good to be home! *As she approaches the steps, Nell reaches down and quietly places...

Generally, the phrase "keep the motor running" implies that someone wishes to make a quick getaway. It would seem, then, that Miss Piggy couldn't get out of the interview fast enough, which is why the audience found it amusing.

Hey guys. I'm having a bit of a breakdown this evening and could use some prayers. I'd rather not go too much into things, but let's just say I'm feeling very alone tonight. I haven't slept in a few days, and I really need a shoulder to lean on. Just keep me in your thoughts tonight.

I'm pretty sure there's already a thread for this...

That's alright. It's good to be safe (believe me, I learned that the hard way.)

It's kind of like the coffee cups that say "Caution: Beverage is HOT". What do they expect?!? However, I understand some people are just idiots. I happen to know that the reason RV manuals say "do not leave the steering wheel while vehicle is on cruise control" is because a woman mistook the...

Not only is it more difficult, it's more expensive. Also, from a design aspect, just curtains looks better than blinds. Also also, there are actually many houses in the "real world" with just curtains ;).