Parodies, by Jaz!

[MissMusical12]

These are amazing, Jaz! I especially adore your parody of "Belle".

 

[Hubert]

These are great, Jaz. Especially like that Fozzie knows he's Fozzie and Fozzie knows it that he is it the funny bear the Fozzie that knows he be it we they I'm stating random words knows it.

*faints*

 

[Misskermie]

These are great, Jaz. Especially like that Fozzie knows he's Fozzie and Fozzie knows it that he is it the funny bear the Fozzie that knows he be it we they I'm stating random words knows it.

*faints*

Hubba Hubba Wha-?

 

[Misskermie]

I'm back again!
I think I might have used this parody in a story, but since I don't remember it, I can make it better quality on this one.
So yeah... I'm back!
With a parody I'd like to call...

THE LEGEND OF PIGGY
Parody of: Zelda w/ lyrics (Brentalfloss)




Do you know the name of this music? Betcha a dime.
Why? Cuz it's the greatest game series of all time!

Here we go now!

I'm Fozzie Bear, and this cave is my home,
take this it's dangerous to go alone
Now journey, across this muppet land...
You hold in your hand,
a banjo with laser beams
won't you feel like a frog
when you go save the hog.
when you float on your log,
down the stream, down the stream, down the stream stream
Go kerm, travel here to over there,
you'll find Gonzo's lair,
C'mon it's your destiny,
trust the hero inside
but if you're terrified
purchase the strategy guide
from me
(40 dollars, also tax, here ya go now!)
Piggy, is helpless and distraught,
but mostly she's hot,
so hurry
just steady thy course,
go find that triforce,
and take it by force
and maybe she'll take
you out
on a date
guys will hate
oh yeah man!
Go Kerm, get your frog on, seek out gonzo,
go invade his barricade,
banjo him
and save the maid,
and you
just
might
get
PAID!!!




TAKING REQUEST!

 

[misspiggy5260]

Can you do a piggy version of we are never getting back together

 

[Misskermie]

Can you do a piggy version of we are never getting back together

I will do that, as soon as possible.

 

[misspiggy5260]

I will do that, as soon as possible.

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

 

[Misskermie]

First off, I would like to say I am sorry for the incredibly long time it took me to make this parody. I only heard the song a few times before! Breaks. Please hand them to me.

Now, without further adeu, because we've had enough adeu...


WE ARE FOREVER EVER IN LOVE TOGETHER

Parody of: We are never ever getting back together (Taylor Swift)
Requested by: misspiggy5260



I remember when we broke up the fifth time
Saying, "Y'know you'll never ever be my wife", 'cause like
We haven't seen each other in some years...
When you, said you, needed space,
What?
Then you come around again and say,
"Piggy, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change
Trust me."
Remember how it all turned out all okay?
You say, I love you, we make up, I call you,

Oh Kermie...


Oooh you called it off again last night
But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are Forever ever ever in love together
We are Forever ever ever in love together
You go talk to Fozzie,
Talk to Gonzo
Talk to Moi
But we are Forever ever ever in love together

Forever...

I really hate when we always have to fight
And when, you're always wrong but you're screaming that you're right
And you, hide away and find your piece of mind with some Weirdo that I'm cooler than? Fine!

Oooh you called me up again tonight
But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are Forever ever ever in love together
We are Forever ever ever in love together
You go talk to Fozzie
Talk to Gonzo
Talk to Moi
But we are Forever ever ever in love together

You used to think, that we, weren't forever ever ever
And I always say never say never
Huh, he calls me up and he's like, "I don't love you"
And I'm like, I'm just, I mean this is crazy, tu m'as?
We are Forever in love together, Forever...

We are Forever ever ever in love together
We are Forever ever ever in love together
You go talk to Fozzie
Talk to Gonzo
Talk to Moi
But we are Forever ever ever in love together

We, oooh, oooh, belong together, we
Oh, in love together

You go talk to Fozzie
Talk to Gonzo
Talk to Moi
But we are Forever ever ever ever in love together


: Piggy, this makes me look like a bad person!

: Nonsense Mon Cherri, That Angry mob is talking about a DIFFERENT Kermie.

(tu m'as?= You get me?)

 

[lady piggy]

Ooo my gonzo , im loling sooooo much. This is so funny i cant wait to see what you do next .more please (just give me a reason ) hint hint

 

[Misskermie]

Ooo my gonzo , im loling sooooo much. This is so funny i cant wait to see what you do next .more please (just give me a reason ) hint hint

The song?
If it is, who sings it?
I feel old.