The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

[Piggy The Frog]

There are s'mores for everybody! *moves out of the way before everyone stampedes into the kitchen*

 

[AlittleMayhem]

Yikes!

*Grabs as many s'mores as possible just as the stampede hits*

*drags self out of kitchen*

Phew! That was close! What the-?

*Hears someone yelling and sees Robin flying out of the kitchen*

Ohmygosh! Robin, are you alright?

Robin: Are you kidding?! That was fun! *looks at hands then turns sad* But I didn't get any s'mores...

Aw, never mind. Have some of mine.

 

[Mo Frackle]

Yikes!

*Grabs as many s'mores as possible just as the stampede hits*

*drags self out of kitchen*

Phew! That was close! What the-?

*Hears someone yelling and sees Robin flying out of the kitchen*

Ohmygosh! Robin, are you alright?

Robin: Are you kidding?! That was fun! *looks at hands then turns sad* But I didn't get any s'mores...

Aw, never mind. Have some of mine.

: Thanks!

: Okay, buddy, what do you think of Piggy the Frog's S'mores?

: I never tasted it. *BLAST*

: *to everyone else* Now what do YOU think of her S'mores?

 

[AlittleMayhem]

*Robin and me stare in shock*

Robin: *throws away s'mores* I don't want any!

Me neither!

 

[Mo Frackle]

: Hey, Walter, buddy!
: Gary! I'm so glad you made it! Even if you are in Muppet form!

 

[Piggy The Frog]

*Robin and me stare in shock*

Robin: *throws away s'mores* I don't want any!

Me neither!

Hey! I thought you liked my s'mores!

 

[Mo Frackle]

Hey! I thought you liked my s'mores!

We do! Uh... just not when Wilkins threatens to blow us up if we don't eat them.

 

[Piggy The Frog]

We do! Uh... just not when Wilkins threatens to blow us up if we don't eat them.

Okay, just making sure. *whispers* When he's not looking I'll make more. Would you like that?

 

[Mo Frackle]

Okay, just making sure. *whispers* When he's not looking I'll make more. Would you like that?

YES! Uh... I mean *whispers* yes, please.

: Say, what was that all about.

Uh, nothing, Wilkins! Say, why don't we go have some of that great coffee you keep talking about...

: This can't end well.

 

[Slackbot]

Rowlf and Cantus have had their heads together over at the piano for some time. Now Rowlf strikes up a tango, which sounds very odd coming from an out-of-tune piano, and Cantus begins to sing in a voice that sounds remarkably like Rowlf's:

"There's a heartache and a memory and just a tear or two​

In a broken-hearted lovers' stew.​

​

"There's a radish 'cause you kept repeating that your love was true,​

A beetroot for the time I said that I'd beetroot to you,​

Some shallots for the time I said I love you such shallot,​

Some capers to remind me of what up to which we got.​

​

"A turnip for the way you always used to turnip late,​

A melon for the melon-choly way I used to wait,​

A chilli for how I felt as I waited for you,​

And a marrow to remind me of what I was frozen to!"​

Murray remarks, "Vegetarian humor," and takes another sip of his lemonade. He's grinning; how many people would believe Cantus even knew bawdy songs?

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Broken-Hearted Lover's Stew is by Benny Hill.