Things you've always wanted to ask them.

[jgidley]

We'll see, old man...we'll see. It all depends on how you behave!

What do you mean how I behave? Never seen an old man sleep?

 

[jgidley]

Am I gonna have lines for once

Link Hogthrob: And your's truly as well?
(oops, double posted...sorry!)

 

[Mo Frackle]

: Yeah! And don't forget me!
: Like, and me!
: You're probably wondering why I haven't been with the Muppets in awhile. Well, all I can tell you is that I've been in a dark tiny box for several years. And I don't think they're letting me out anytime soon...

 

[jgidley]

: Yeah! And don't forget me!
: Like, and me!
: You're probably wondering why I haven't been with the Muppets in awhile. Well, all I can tell you is that I've been in a dark tiny box for several years. And I don't think they're letting me out anytime soon...

DIGIT! How's Leon and Ubu and Lindbergh and Zondra?
This always cracked me up:

 

[Zoot the Saxer]

DIGIT! How's Leon and Ubu and Lindbergh and Zondra?

Zondra!

 

[Mo Frackle]

: I'm not sure. I haven't seen any of them since the day Kermit told us our show was cancelled. Last I heard, Leon was making a deal with another lizard for car insurance commercials. Fascinating, isn't it? And I believe Lindbergh resides in Canada. And Ubu and Zondra (those were the two that kept interruping our show, right?) went to support some gentelman named Barack.

 

[jgidley]

: I'm not sure. I haven't seen any of them since the day Kermit told us our show was cancelled. Last I heard, Leon was making a deal with another lizard for car insurance commercials. Fascinating, isn't it? And I believe Lindbergh resides in Canada. And Ubu and Zondra (those were the two that kept interruping our show, right?) went to support some gentelman named Barack.

Ah, democrats, I see. I hope to see you in the new movie!

 

[Misskermie]

I'd ask Miss Piggy what kind of kid she wants.

 

[Mo Frackle]

: There's a new movie? The last time the Muppets had a movie was, when, 1999? That's what comes from living in a box for so long. I better see if I still have my agent's number...

 

[jgidley]

I'd ask Miss Piggy what kind of kid she wants.

To which she would reply a tiny fig(laugh like Andy Williams)