The Kermit and Miss Piggy debate

[Misskermie]

So, I'm starting this, because every thread turns into a Kermit and Piggy debate.
We can't help it.
Soooooooooo,

How do you feel about Kermit and Miss Piggy having kids?

That's a start.

 

[Hubert]

...

Well this is an awkward topic.

 

[Misskermie]

Is it really?

 

[Hubert]

If there's one thing I learned from the CCC, it's that reproduction is ALWAYS an awkward topic...

Er...why don't we start talking about marriage first...that should probably be the first priority...

 

[Misskermie]

Good idea.
I HEARD NO MENTION OF DIVORCE PAPERS AFTER TMTM! THEY'RE MARRIED I TELL YOU!!

 

[Vincent L]

I never heard they had a marriage certificate in TMTM

 

[Slackbot]

The question is whether a marriage that is not entered into voluntarily by both parties--remember, Piggy tricked Kermit by replacing Gonzo with a real preacher--is a legitimate marriage. If not, then TMTM cannot be taken as evidence that they were married.

 

[Hubert]

But remember though, Kermit still would have had to sign off on a marriage beforehand before it would be official.

 

[Misskermie]

Kermit signed a marriage licence a long time ago.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

If there's one thing I learned from the CCC, it's that reproduction is ALWAYS an awkward topic...

Such as how do bat demons reproduce?

In Piggy's mind they are married, but I doubt it officially