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This outline takes place in the fourth season.
Cold Opening/ Dressing Room
Scooter finds Julie choking on her food. After Timmy gives her the heimlech manuver, it turns out that her food had been choking her.
Introduction
Kermit introduces The Monster Quartet.
Opening Number: Get a Job
A monster quartet, consisting of Gorgon Heap, Boppity, Gloat, and Beautiful Day Monster, sing "Get a Job".
Balcony
Statler: I hated that. Let's throw food at them.
Waldorf: No! They might like it!
Canteen
Beaker studies a book on psychic powers. Bunsen gets Floyd to volunteer, and Beaker predicts smething, which we obviously can't understand, and neither does Floyd.... but Floyd falls into the floor, and asks if this was what Beaker predicted.
Introduction
Kermit introduces Julie Neumarr.
Song: Do You Know the Way to San Jose?
Julie sings and dances in a city street, accompanied by Fletcherbird, some of the bird dancers, The Mutations, and the Trolls from the Jonathan Winters episode. Three small birds sing back-up.
Balcony
Statler: I'd like to know the way to San Jose.
Waldorf: Why? Oh, let me guess, so you wouldn't be here.
Statler: No, because I left my wallet there.
Backstage
Bunsen tells Kermit that Beaker wants to test his psychic powers on Kermit, and Beaker does it against Kermit's will.
Sam's lecture
Sam the Eagle gives a lecture on depression, eventually becomming too depressed to finish his lecture (as he starts to bring up the fact that The Muppet Show will probably never go the way that he wants it to go).
U.K. Spot: Down by the Old Mill Stream
Lobbock Lou and his Jughuggers perform standing by a mill stream.
Muppet News
The Newsman reports that a clothing tailor company has been formatting clothes to suddenly explode at the most ironic moments. The Newsman then realizes that this is the same company that tailors The Newsmans outfits....
Sketch
Julie and Beauregard play mountain climbers. Beauregard is enjoying his climb while Julie is scarred. Eventually, Julie falls off the mountain.
Balcony
Waldorf wonders if this means that the show is ending short.
Introduction
Gonzo introduces Beaker, the psychic.
Beaker the Psychic
Beaker explaisn that he's a psychic (though we obviously can't understand what he says). Rowlf comes to ask what the meaning of life is, Beaker tells him, but Rowlf obviously can't understand.
Balcony
Statler: This sketch is better than the last one.
Waldorf: Why's that?
Statler: We can't understand this one.
Closing Number/ Backstage
Floyd and Julie decide to sing together backstage. They sing Seasons in the Sun, first alone, and then joined by Janice, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Droop, and Annie Sue Pig. They eventually go on-stage to finsih the number, with psychidellic backgrounds.
Good Night
Kermit and Julie are joined by Beaker, Floyd, Miss Piggy, Boppity, Rizzo, and some penguins.
after credits
Statler: This has been the worst night of my life!
Waldorf: Why, because you watched this show?
Statler: No, because my shoes exploded.
Cold Opening/ Dressing Room
Scooter finds Julie choking on her food. After Timmy gives her the heimlech manuver, it turns out that her food had been choking her.
Introduction
Kermit introduces The Monster Quartet.
Opening Number: Get a Job
A monster quartet, consisting of Gorgon Heap, Boppity, Gloat, and Beautiful Day Monster, sing "Get a Job".
Balcony
Statler: I hated that. Let's throw food at them.
Waldorf: No! They might like it!
Canteen
Beaker studies a book on psychic powers. Bunsen gets Floyd to volunteer, and Beaker predicts smething, which we obviously can't understand, and neither does Floyd.... but Floyd falls into the floor, and asks if this was what Beaker predicted.
Introduction
Kermit introduces Julie Neumarr.
Song: Do You Know the Way to San Jose?
Julie sings and dances in a city street, accompanied by Fletcherbird, some of the bird dancers, The Mutations, and the Trolls from the Jonathan Winters episode. Three small birds sing back-up.
Balcony
Statler: I'd like to know the way to San Jose.
Waldorf: Why? Oh, let me guess, so you wouldn't be here.
Statler: No, because I left my wallet there.
Backstage
Bunsen tells Kermit that Beaker wants to test his psychic powers on Kermit, and Beaker does it against Kermit's will.
Sam's lecture
Sam the Eagle gives a lecture on depression, eventually becomming too depressed to finish his lecture (as he starts to bring up the fact that The Muppet Show will probably never go the way that he wants it to go).
U.K. Spot: Down by the Old Mill Stream
Lobbock Lou and his Jughuggers perform standing by a mill stream.
Muppet News
The Newsman reports that a clothing tailor company has been formatting clothes to suddenly explode at the most ironic moments. The Newsman then realizes that this is the same company that tailors The Newsmans outfits....
Sketch
Julie and Beauregard play mountain climbers. Beauregard is enjoying his climb while Julie is scarred. Eventually, Julie falls off the mountain.
Balcony
Waldorf wonders if this means that the show is ending short.
Introduction
Gonzo introduces Beaker, the psychic.
Beaker the Psychic
Beaker explaisn that he's a psychic (though we obviously can't understand what he says). Rowlf comes to ask what the meaning of life is, Beaker tells him, but Rowlf obviously can't understand.
Balcony
Statler: This sketch is better than the last one.
Waldorf: Why's that?
Statler: We can't understand this one.
Closing Number/ Backstage
Floyd and Julie decide to sing together backstage. They sing Seasons in the Sun, first alone, and then joined by Janice, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Droop, and Annie Sue Pig. They eventually go on-stage to finsih the number, with psychidellic backgrounds.
Good Night
Kermit and Julie are joined by Beaker, Floyd, Miss Piggy, Boppity, Rizzo, and some penguins.
after credits
Statler: This has been the worst night of my life!
Waldorf: Why, because you watched this show?
Statler: No, because my shoes exploded.
