Fozzie's In Love

[Misskermie]

You are still stuck on that, huh?

 

[Hubert]

"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."

 

[Misskermie]

"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."
"You're squeezing the guts out of me...and I need to save some for Piggy to squeeze."

Hubert, what the heck?

 

[Hubert]

Hubert, what the heck?

You asked if I was stuck on it...

 

[Misskermie]

I'll take that as a yes

 

[Twisted Tails]

Jaz is alive? But how? How? I thought she was dead and (gasps) Oh my gosh! She's alive? Miss Kermie, I can't believe this! More please!

 

[Misskermie]

Jaz is alive? But how? How? I thought she was dead and (gasps) Oh my gosh! She's alive? Miss Kermie, I can't believe this! More please!

The end will be posted tomorrow!

 

[LipsGF4Life]

Dude, I thought the chapter went well so far. Purtty Good.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 ME!!!!

 

[Misskermie]

Happy Birthday to Leah! (I'm actually here for someone's b-day...)


Well, as a present for Leah, and because I promised the update today...

The conclusion to Fozzie's In Love....



Epilouge- Miss Piggy Got back!

With... Something else awesome!

　

　

　

　
So the Muppets are in the backyard, steady partying at the moment. And you know how that goes. It's insane.

Jaz was so happy to speak and move and stuff again. Right now she was about to embarrass her froggy friend.

"Hey Kermit, remember when you made me and Fozzie sing onstage...?" Jaz asked.

"Unfortunately for me, I do." Kermit whined.

"Sing it." Jaz smirked.

"Only if you hold back Miss Piggy..." Kermit sighed, knowing he cannot win against any female. (Seriously.)

"Already on it. HOLD 'ER DOWN BOYS!!" On Jaz's command, Sweetums, Bobo, Behemoth, and Big Mean Carl held down Miss Piggy. And boy was she mad...

Jaz got up on the stage they set up, and grabbed the mic.

"Hey ya'll! Kermit here, is going to sing Miss Piggy got back for everyone! And I'm going to work the sound effects and music. Alrighty!" Jaz got on the DJ sound booth, while Kermit took the mic. As soon as Jaz started the music, Kermit knew he was in deep water.

"Rap it Kermit!" Jaz called.

"Oh boy..." Kermit sighed. But then started to rap.

　

　

　

I like pig butts and I cannot lie, I love 'em 'til when pigs fly. When a sow walks in with an itty bitty snout, and a round thing stickin' out, you gotta jump! You can't get enough when you notice those chops are stuffed. Deep in her dress, I'm so sure, it's probably not kosher. Oh Piggy, you know I ain't fakin', I wanna bring home the bacon. My Muppets try to stop me, watch out Kermit, she knows karate.

　

　

　

Ooh, little pig let me in, you say you wanna go to your pen, well excite me delight me, 'cause you are the other white meat. I heard her singing, and my ears are still ringing. I see, she's, got it goin' like a big harley. I'm tired of magazines, sayin' pigs are so unclean. Take the average pig and then look at, Rizzo that nasty rat, So frogs, frogs, is your girlfriend a real hog? Get her shakin' shakin' shake that back bacon, Piggy got back!

　

　

　

Babe like face with a porky booty. PORK PORK! Babe like face with a porky booty

　

　

　

　

I like 'em round and big, when I'm lookin' at a pig, I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like animal! It's hard to handle. Wanna get you home and F.R.O. Double G. Y. style, I ain't sayin' go pig out more, but a skinny pig seems just like a bore.

　

　

　

　

I like 'em blonde, thick, and porky, that swine's so fine, I'm taken. Croaks-A-Lot is achin'. Beggin' for a piece of that bacon. I'm lookin' at the way she moves, don't care if she's got fingers or hooves, You can keep that slim youth, I'll feed my woman's sweet tooth!

　

　

Word to the thick pork riblet, I wanna get with it, I won't croak or ribbit, but I gotta be real, I'm gonna make you-

　

　

*Pig Squeal*

　

　

At a lake or pond! (Hey, I got no pants on...) I bet Scooter won't like this song, 'cause he'll never pork a porker, but I'd rather say he's gay, 'cause I'm lean, I'm green, I'm a big pig lovin' machine, so Piggy, (Yeah?) Piggy, (Yeah?) you wanna get down and get jiggy? (Oh yeah?) Get your hamhocks, and stick 'em out, even Fozzie's got to shout! Piggy got back!

　

　

When it comes to females, Cosmo- Er, I mean Gonzo's got nothin' to do with my selection. 24, 36, well he's in to chickens. Not me. I'm down with the P.I.G.

　

　

Word to Big Bird.

　

　

So your girlfriend's name is Auggie, takes walks out with her doggie, well Auggie ain't got a rump roast like the back of my hoggie. This little froggie don't want you unless your tail is curly Q! Call 1-900-Croaks-A-Lot, 'cause frogs know how to hip hop, Piggy got back. Get it...? Frogs? Hip hop? Yeah, whatever... Miss Piggy got back!

　

　

Yooooooo. Too legit. Too legit ribbit. Too legit. Too legit ribbit. Yo, yo, yo, this is Kermit the frog, but you can call me Sir-Croaks-A-Lot, and we'll see you next time on the Muppet show. YO!

　

　

And then Kermit ran because not only was he being chased by Piggy, but also Scooter Gonzo, and Rizzo. I'm sure you know why. That left only Jaz onstage.

As Jaz was about to get offstage, Fozzie ran on.

"Fozzie, what are you doing...?"

"Jaz, after you were hurt, I realized how I felt about you."

"Yeah...?" Jaz asked, very curious.

"I love you!"

Jaz blushed. A lot. Those three little words really do mean a lot don't they...?

"A-And I want you to marry me."

Jaz tried so hard not to faint.

"Seriously?"

"Y-Yeah, I have the ring and everything!!" Fozzie was freaking out at the moment, and Jaz was too.

"Yes."

"What...?"

"Yes, I'll marry you! I love you too." Jaz kissed Fozzie, and as she did, the rest of the Muppets cheered. And it turns out Kermit wasn't in as much trouble as he thought.

"You know Kermie, that song is actually quite flattering if you think about it..." Piggy said giggling, and blushing at the same time. "Yeah..." Kermit sighed, with a black eye. Not even from Piggy. From Gonzo.

　

So all ends and stuff...

Some ended well...

Some ended wierd...

Wait, that last one always happens...

ANYWAY...

　

I bet you thought I forgot I mentioned Piggy Got Back, huh?
Here's the link to Miss Piggy got back. It's a lot cuter and funnier if you listen to it. Plus, I only included one nessecary sound effect. So... OH YEAH! Link!

　

 

[Misskermie]

And... the link has not appeared.... So here it is again.