Oh, I like that second one!
 
You know what they should do some year?  A parody calendar...but not the movie parodies.  It should be a calendar parody.  Like one month can be Kermit and Piggy on rocking chairs on the porch of a ridiculously quaint cottage surrounded by wildflowers.  One month could be a pile of kittens...and Beauregard.  One month could be an attractive bundle of herbs tied with a ribbon, resting on a glossy photo of, I dunno, Sweetums or something.  December could be a beautiful, snowy mountain scene--with Gonzo flying over it, upside-down and backwards, with skis and a jetpack.  That sort of thing.