Hubert
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We should do public service announcements for turtle smuggling too.
HUBERT: I'm Hubert, Muppet Central's resident blundering idiot. And I'm telling you to hold onto your turtles!
*bandit walks in, holding a turtle*
HUBERT: Ya see, there's some Japanese turtle smuggling bandit-
BANDIT: Yes?
HUBERT: Huh?
BANDIT: You said my name.
HUBERT: Oh, no, I was referring to a turtle smuggling bandit-
BANDIT: But I don't smuggle turtles! I hold onto them!
HUBERT:I know, I'm talking about a different bandit.
BANDIT: Name stealer!
HUBERT: So anyway, the moral of the story: Hold onto your turtles, people! Protect them from being smuggled by bandits. But only some bandits, and not others. Ya see-oh, you get the idea!
HUBERT: I'm Hubert, Muppet Central's resident blundering idiot. And I'm telling you to hold onto your turtles!
*bandit walks in, holding a turtle*
HUBERT: Ya see, there's some Japanese turtle smuggling bandit-
BANDIT: Yes?
HUBERT: Huh?
BANDIT: You said my name.
HUBERT: Oh, no, I was referring to a turtle smuggling bandit-
BANDIT: But I don't smuggle turtles! I hold onto them!
HUBERT:I know, I'm talking about a different bandit.
BANDIT: Name stealer!
HUBERT: So anyway, the moral of the story: Hold onto your turtles, people! Protect them from being smuggled by bandits. But only some bandits, and not others. Ya see-oh, you get the idea!