MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: Shocking is nothing compared to Crazy Eyed Bill's Tie-dyed Tie. No wonder he has such crazy eyes at this stage!

 

[Lola p]

Grace: I agree! Man, our family has a weird sense of style!

 

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: Thank goodness that we escaped that gene. *steps onto another step to accidentally reveal luminously bright pink socks under his British suit* Almost... So, would you rather share a bunk-bed with Muffin the cat, or have a pair of hammocks?

 

[Lola p]

Grace: A pair of hammocks would be nice, thank you.

 

[Beauregard]

Grace: A pair of hammocks would be nice, thank you.

Father: *humming* Oh, I've got a lovely pair of hammocks... *end humming* Of course, that's fine, then your room is *dramatic pause* ...up in the attic. *opens door to the attic to sounds of dramatic lightning* That's strange, I didn't even know it was raining...

 

[Lola p]

Grace: Yay! An attic!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: We like to think of it as the Penthouse. Just with all our old stuff stored in there, and more dust than you'd really expect...

 

[Lola p]

Grace: I don't think the dust will be a problem, I have a feather duster.

* takes a feather duster out and starts to dust everything off*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *choking on the dust* Be careful, I think some of that is fairy dust and you never know when something's going to-- *Father's tie turns into a snake* AHHHH! What were you saying about Moppet extreme fashion? *throws it off and it turns back into a tie*

 

[tutter_fan]

Hey Bo, who do you think I could be?