Fozzie's lonely...

[mo]

chapter 1

the muppets were all on the stage practicing there acts when suddenly a giant void seemed to just appear "uh..."said kermit looking into it like it was nothing"anyone know how to get rid of giant voids?!"but then a psychopathic killer came out and started stabbing them all!
fozzie screamed. he woke up in a cold sweat and looked over his bed to see if the psychopathic killer was there the underneath his bed was empty...but he was still super creeeped out...he got out of his bed and went into jaz's dressing room.nothing but purple. fozzie screamed again this time louder.
"fozzie! fozzie!"shouted kermit"why are you up in the middle of the night again!"
"there's a psychopathic killer and he's gonna kill us all!"
"seriously? it's that dream AGAIN! I took you to a phycolagist about that!"
"I know again,but this time it was the phycolagist as the psychopathic killer because they both begin with 'sigh'!"
"well I guess we can't blame you I mean your girl friends gone away to paris, and your sister's somewhere in in new york!"
"I think she went to sesame street!"
"well either way you do feel lonely! right?"
"yeah I guess when jaz comes back and my sister starts liking my Facebook page!"
"you can't blame them!"
"Yeah but I can blame my sister for not replying to my letter's.."
just then the phone rang
"will ya get your dumb bear to shut up!!!!"
"fozzie go to bed.."

chaper 2

fozzie couldn't sleep at all that night... probably because of that he went down to the basement.
'I've never really been here...' he thought as he tried not to step on anything that looked impotent like the weird creepy statues of miss piggy staring in to his soul... fozzie screamed but covered up his mouth to. fozzie felt some why less brave maybe it was the fact the weird guys next door moved in the one's that complained about fozzie's screaming this had somewhat damaged his self-esteem but those statues were really creepy...like gonzo doing gymnastics somethings were never meant to be seen... he walked away from the piggy statues and came across a giant treasure chest...when he opened it it had the most beautiful things in the world but when he released it was just gonzo's gymnastics leotard fozzie backed away and tried to get those weird images out of his head.

fozzie ran up stairs where all the other muppets were
"hi, guys..."
"I-i founnd s-something downstairs
"not my leotard!"said gonzo...

 

[Misskermie]

Whoa, mystery eding!

And... *reads again* Hey! I'm Jaz!!!
Wow! And LOL, like Fozzie's Facebook page!!!

And Whoa, I really need to stop filing Piggy's Paperwork in Paris and help that bear...
Darn that Pig for making me leave my FozzieWozzie<3

 

[mo]

chapter 3

"why not your leotard."said walter who had come back from the army deciding he was a bit too soft.
"well it was back in high school when I was trying to impress taminilla turkey it ended in failure and I don't want to be reminded!"
"well it was..." said fozzie
"darn it! I'm going down to the basement!" said gonzo turning and leaving the table
"me too the thought of gonzo doing that makes me feel nauseous! sheesh!"said kermit
one by one all the other muppets left the table in disgust.

jaz was somewhere in paris wondering where her beloved was. piggy was making a giant mess of all the files and it made her tired even if piggy was the closest thing she had to a mother.

"fozzie would have started practicing his jokes but at the minute he felt a bit too down to do anything
he tried calling jaz, faxing her,texting her,IM-ing her emailing her,skyping her. but she was totally disconnected.
Then he called his sister
"hi mo it's me fozzie.."
"hi I've havent talked to you in weeks! what happening with you!"
"well things are going pretty good my girlfriends away in paris."
"same with my boyfriend only he's in north carolina!"
"oh...who is he?"
"grover."
"I should have seen it coming!"
"can I come to the theater! I miss grover and I want to see you!"
"ok that's why I called!"
"great I'll be there on thursday!"
"see you then!"he said then hung up not everyday you find out your twin human sister is grover's girlfriend!

 

[Misskermie]

LOL!!!!

I love how You made yourself Grover's gal! LOL!
And you captured my relatioship with Miss Piggy perfectly. Brava!

 

[mo]

chapter3

fozzie was lonely. waiting for his sister felt like a thousand long years and jaz not being there waiting there with him made life seem a bit limp but then he relized.he had attachment issues.for the rest of that day he was bothering his lime green boss talking about how he neede to see a phycologist
"no!"kermit would say and tell fozzie to do something productive so fozzie found something...

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mo was in her car trying to drive to california buy anyone who knows there usa map skills would know that this was the wrong route all over again. she came out of the car and opened the hood and everything was sparking.she closed the hood with out any concern went in to the front seat and got a wrench as she tried to re-in spark the messy wires as she did so part of her hair came out this didn't really matter she could add it to her human hair collection...

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"could i get one of those shaving razors from the infomercial!"asked fozzie
"no fozzie your a bear your meant to have hair all over your body no matter how much you scare small children!"
"oh...sorry."fozzie said trying not to look completely and utterly depressed.
just then mo came her dirty blond was in pigtails and she was wearing a plaid shirt*
"mo!" fozzie said hugging his sister
"mo?"said kermit
"yeah my sister!"
"oh....wait this isn't one of those jokes again isn't it fozzie!"
"no but this is! why did the chicken cross the web!"
"I just don't know anymore.." said kermit he began to feel a migraine coming on
"to get to the other site!wocka wocka!"
all the other muppets around them rolled there eyes as only mo an laughed...

*I wear a lot of plaid shirts okay?

 

[Misskermie]

Ok, sorry I missed it! I read this on my phone, don't worry! I would've replied sooner, but apparently, I did womething "wrong" and got my laptop taken away.

And LOL, Fozzie crossed two jokes!
And I wear plaid too, so ur good =D

 

[mo]

Ok, sorry I missed it! I read this on my phone, don't worry! I would've replied sooner, but apparently, I did womething "wrong" and got my laptop taken away.

And LOL, Fozzie crossed two jokes!
And I wear plaid too, so ur good =D

thanks I was a tiny worried but i do some stuff and lose internet too! lol!
I actually added north carolina to it because when i lived in the usa that's where i used to live! now i live in the uk sometimes people make fun of my accent grrrr....

 

[Misskermie]

They make fun of your american accent? =P

 

[mo]

They make fun of your american accent? =P

Pretty much

 

[Misskermie]

LOL, I can't imagine that American people really have an accent, I just think that they talk normal. I understand that I'm American, but If I picture myself being brittish, I'd still think I have the accent!