The "Thread Killers Organisation", or "TKO"

[The Count]

Hmmm... Why don't we just use the Muppet Labs Thread Rejuvenator? Assuming Bunsen worked out all the bugs and whoever flips the switch doesn't get killed too.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

:O NOOOO!
NOOOOOOO!
It was too painful...

TOO PAINFUL!

You can't let them, Eddie.
You just can't!

(Clings)

;_; T-t-t-t-too....HORRIBLE!
(Cries)

 

[The Count]

No worries... We'll find some other way to bring this thread killing back to life. D'Snowt, you have a lot to answer for Fluffy.

 

[Redsonga]

*Heehee* You guys are so crazy so early

 

[beakerboy12]

Been a long time since anyone's been here but I thought, remembering the old show, I'd showcase my thread killings.

Though, I mostly just make threads and no one replies. Does that count?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I find it strange the only threads I get more than like 5 replies to are my mental breakdowns

 

[KermieBaby47]

I think I used to be a Thread Killer. I'll use this post as a test.

 

[Beauregard]

I think I used to be a Thread Killer. I'll use this post as a test.

*resists urge to reply*

*darn!*

*fail*

 

[CountFan1998]

Though, I mostly just make threads and no one replies. Does that count?

I just posted on that thread! I know how you feel.

Some of my threads were left completely empty, and they sank to the bottom of the listings like a rock.

 

[KermieBaby47]

*resists urge to reply*

*darn!*

*fail*

Hee-hee-hee! And maybe even a snicker. Wasn't a true test anyway, no worries! This thread has been officially revived, I don't think even my exceedingly magnificent Thread Killing skills are any match for it now. A shame to look back on what once was, knowing I shall (hopefully) never rise to such PHENOMINAL heights ever again.