Piggy's Doll

[Misskermie]

It was the mid 1960's, and there was a hit T.V. show called sam and friends. It was Piggy's favorite show. She got up in the middle of the night just to watch it. She had a favorite character too, it was Kermit. She thought he was dreamy. She wished she wasn't five, she wished she was fifteen like him. In a few hours, she would get to open her birthday present. "Oh, I can't wait!" Piggy yelled. "Be quiet." Said her cousin Spamela. "But I only have one present to open! Of course I'm excited!" Piggy said gleefully. Ever since her father died at age two, she hasn't gotten any birthday presents. "I understand that, but it's 7:00 in the morning, everyone's still asleep." Spamela explained. Piggy slit her eyes. "For a seven year old, you sure aren't fun." Spamela only smiled at her little cousin's misunderstanding. Piggy just lay on the floor, wondering what her preent would be. while thinking, she fell into a deep sleep.

When she awoke, she found Spamela holding her gift. "Is that my present?!" Piggy yelled. "Shh! Yes!" Spamela said as she handed her a box. "I can open it right?" Piggy asked sweetly. "Of course!" Spamela confirmed. Piggy lifted the lid on the box to find a small Kermit doll. Piggy smiled lovingly at it. "Oh my gosh, I love it! Everything around here is so dull, but he's... He's perfect!" Piggy hugged the doll tighter. "Geez, are you in love with it?" Spamela chuckled. "SHUTUP!" Piggy lauched her doll at Spamela. "OW PIGGY!" Piggy ran to Spamela. "I'm so sorry!" Piggy grabbed her doll and hugged it. i'll never throw you again, I promise!" Spamela rolled her eyes. "Oh brother, get a room!" Piggy smiled. "We do have a room! You're in it!" Piggy then showed Spamela the door.

 

[Misskermie]

Oh yeah, I know my ages are off.

 

[Collgoff]

Um Miss Piggy said he wasn't born when Sam and friends were on t.v. she it so on Lerry king live.

 

[Misskermie]

Um Miss Piggy said he wasn't born when Sam and friends were on t.v. she it so on Lerry king live.

I know, but then Kermit added, "Yes she was"

 

[Misskermie]

Here's part two

Piggy played and played with her Kermit doll. She loved it more than anything in the entire world. "Piggy, you've been in this room for hours! Go out side and get some oxygen!" Cautioned Spamela. Piggy had to think. Going outside would mean leaving her doll behind. Going outside would mean Spamela would be alone with it. Going outside would mean she'd play with it.
No.
She wasn't going to let that happen.
"Spamela, I can't do that! Kermit would be all alone in here!" Piggy said sweetly. Spamela flipped her hair back. "Take it with you, genius." Spamela said sarcastically. Piggy was elated. The few presents she had recieved, she was never allowed to take them anywhere but her room. Piggy grabbed her coat off the hook, and ran outside. She ran to her favorite place. The woods. Piggy sat on the tree stump in the exact middle of the woods. She felt safe there because nothing could hurt her. There was no sound unfamiliar, no animal she hadn't heard of...Until now. There was a sudden eerie breeze. Piggy paused. "H-Hello?" She whispered. Then there was muffled screaming. Piggy's heart was beating frantically, and she hugged her doll tighter. More screaming. Much much louder this time. Piggy was officially scared. Then there were footsteps, getting closer with every beat of Piggy's panicing little heart. Piggy began to cry. If she hadn't been potty trained, she probably would have wet herself. Piggy stared at her little Kermit doll, hoping his adorable face would ease her worries.
It didn't.
They only got worse.
Piggy embraced her doll, and closed her eyes. She prayed that whatever was approaching her, would be nice, and wouldn't eat her.

A small blue creature, about the age of Piggy, walked up to the stump where Piggy sat. "Hey...What's the matter?" The creature asked. Piggy looked up with wet cheeks, and a wet doll. When she looked up at who was speaking to her, she became enraged. "GONZO, YOU IDIOT! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!" Piggy yelled. Gonzo rubbed his humongous nose. "I just asked what was wrong!" Gonzo said innocently. Piggy just got up and started to walk home, and Gonzo followed.

 

[Misskermie]

Sorry these posts are so short!

 

[Misskermie]

CHAPTER 3 (It's been so long!)

Little Piggy Lee walked home as the little blue nosed wierdo followed her.
"Don't you have a stuffed chicken to make out with bazooka beak?" Piggy sassed. "Actually, I was hoping to make out with you, Piggy my sweet!" Gonzo began to make kissy faces at Piggy. Piggy pushed her beloved doll in Gonzo's face to take the kiss for her. Just as Gonzo was about to smoosh his lips against Kermit's felt like ones, Gonzo opened his eyes, due to the wind blowing past his face.
"Hey, whatcha got there Piggy?" Gonzo asked.
"It's my birthday present."
"Wow, cool! Let me see it!" Gonzo attempted to reach for Kermit, but Piggy smacked his hand away. "No! Don't touch My frog! You don't see me touching your chicken!" Piggy shouted. Gonzo remained silent until he and his pig friend arrived in front of Piggy's door. Gonzo then snatched the doll and started to run back into the woods.
"I'll bring him back later, I promise!" Gonzo shouted behind him.
Piggy was just about to chase after him, but her mother rang the lunch bell.
"I'm gonna kill that little wierdo..." Piggy mumbled as she walked inside.

Later, Piggy went back outside, hoping that the bazooka beak was done with her doll. She went in to the woods to sit on her tree stump again. She sat there for at least an hour. She soon fell into a deep sleep unil Gonzo walked up with a backpack in his arms. "Um, Piggy I-"
"Where's my doll Gonzo?" Piggy interupted.
"Well that's the thing... Um... The doll is in my pack."
"And?"
"And I was using Kermit to coordinate my stunts with Camilla..."
Piggy's eyes widened and she got up in Gonzo face. Her voice was now overflowing with anger. "And what happened?"
Gonzo unzipped his pack, pulling out a Kermit doll with a disconnected head. What was once anger, was now tears. Piggy slowly grabbed both pieces of Kermit and stared at them. "How could you?" Piggy dropped her doll pieces and ran all the way home. (No pun intended.) Gonzo knew, that this time, he screwed up this time. He screwed up bad.

 

[miss muppet]

LOL.

 

[Misskermie]

Chapter... Um... How'd I lose track already? ....Oh yeah! 4!


Piggy Lee sat on her bed, devestated. Kermit could make her-
Oh yeah. Gonzo killed him.
Piggy was bored. She had absolutely nothing to do. Oh, she could play with-
Wait, Gonzo killed him.
Piggy just decided to go to sleep. She had nothing else better to do. As she covered up, she knew she wouldn't go to sleep. Something was missing.
Need I even say it?
While Spamela was off at school, Piggy really had no one else to talk to.
She was officially desolate. So desolate, that it made her cry.

Meanwhile, in a tree house in the woods, Gonzo was playing a guitar he forged out of forest materials. He sat in the tree, singing a sad song.

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

What have I become
My pig friend
Everyone I know
goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become
My pig friend
Everyone I know
goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way...

As Gonzo strummed his last note, he thought about what he did to his beloved pig. He wished he could fix Piggy's doll. He really did. But he knew nothing about fixing things, nor did he know anyone who did. Sure, Gonzo collected the doll pieces, because he felt bad, and he wanted to fix it, but he still knew he couldn't. He thought about it. Well, there was... A way... But it was risky.
Gonzo wasn't a big on listening, especially for his age, but he remembered a story that he was told once. It was based off of a true story. The story was about a man who went to sacrifice his most valuable possession, in order to gain the forgiveness of a fair maiden. It was strange, because that's almost exactly what Gonzo's situation was. To Gonzo, the answer was simple. He had to dump his most valuable possession in a volcano! But what was it? Gonzo searched the room.
Camilla.
Gonzo really didn't want to do it, but he had to. Gonzo grabbed Camilla, and left the clubhouse.


Yo, that was short. I need more time to think... Ok, I have this all planned out, my fingers just aren't in story mode right now. =P