Just got back from seeing The Muppets. My thoughts are a little jumbled at the moment, but I will attempt to write as coherently as possible.
THE GOOD...
-For the first time in quite a while, the Muppets have depth, and are given some pretty emotional stuff to work with. Kermit and Piggy's relationship was superb - they really were like living, breathing creatures, and their relationship was flawed, and I loved it. Quite a few of the characters are sketched out in three dimensions, which we haven't seen since MTM. Like many people mentioned, Kermit was so real.
-The little character moments. Fozzie and Kermit in the hammock... Piggy and Kermit's discussion in Paris... Gonzo finally returning to true, weirdo form... Also, Uncle Deadly's finest hour!
-Respect for the originals. Seeing that picture of Kermit and Jim Henson together in Kermit's office made me tear up; hearing Jerry Nelson's voice over, hearing Oz's, Hunt's, and Henson's voice in the flashbacks was a brilliant move on the filmmaker's parts.
-Walter was great.
-The Music. "Pictures in My Head" was a stand out, as was the new rendition of "Rainbow Connection," which had what seemed like a call back to Henson's funeral, with the growing number of singers as the song progressed.
-The Humor. For the most part, I think the jokes were handled well. I had a smile on my face for most of the film. In fact, it really hit all the right spots in terms of emotions.
-The Muppeteers. Great as always.
-The human actors were all very good in their roles. Special props go to Jack Black and Zach Gafanalakis.(?)
THE NOT SO GOOD:
-Gonzo, Statler, and Waldorf needed more screentime; Rizzo just plain needed screentime. Just my opinion. Strangely enough, I didn't miss Pepe, as much as I love his character.
-Even though I thought Kermit was brilliantly acted by Whitmire, and even though I understood where Kermit's head is in the film, I really miss the wise-cracking, sarcastic Kermit. Ever since TMCC, Kermit has become a rather serious, introspective character, which isn't all that Kermit is (or was.) When Whitmire is given free reign on talk shows, the sly, witty Kermit comes out. At times during the movie, he just felt too restricted by what he was given to say.
-Fozzie's voice. I don't know what happened, as Jacobson is usually spot on. But, as Frank Oz said, it's not just the voice; Jacobson captured Fozzie's spirit.
-Gary & Mary. Neither of them really contribute anything to the story. During their scenes, I found myself wanting to fast forward to the Muppet parts. Fortunately, they stopped being active parts of the film in the second act, and most of the third, but that still begs the question why they're there in the first place.
-There was something else I can't really explain... I guess you could say that, at times, something felt "off," or uncanny. Maybe it's just the knowledge that it's an almost entirely new generation of Muppeteers, or that the Henson Company was not at all involved.
THE BAD:
-The editing. Many of the scenes felt rushed. It was obvious that the editors cut it down quite a bit, and it was pretty jarring to watch at times.
-Selena Gomez. GTFO. No one cares about you, Selena Gomez, or you, fat kid from whatever show that is. Leave both of them out, keep Whoopie Goldberg and the other real celebrities. I understand that you're trying to bridge the generation gap, but I think Walter does this just fine. We don't need lame fad actors stinking up a perfectly good movie.
OVERALL, I found myself smiling through the whole film. Sure, I have some complaints, but they did not detract from my enjoyment, the nostalgia, or (on occasion) sadness. I'm definitely going to see it again (if I can afford a ticket, haha) and I am recommending it to everyone I know.
In terms of how it stacked up to the other films...
1. The Muppet Movie
2. Muppets Take Manhattan
3. The Great Muppet Caper
4. The Muppet Christmas Carol
5. The Muppets
6. Muppet Treasure Island
7. Muppets From Space
8. A Very Muppet Christmas
9. Muppet Wizard of Oz
(bare in mind, I liked all of the Muppet Movies)
Edit: One more note:
-I feel like the film could've ended with The Muppets not getting the theater back. Kermit's speech was beautiful and poignant, and the pay off of the crowd's reception was enough. It proved that The Muppets didn't need the theater to be who they are.
-The ending montage was badly executed. I wish they had just included all of that in the film, rather than in a 30 second clip.