There is a plain Gonzo T-shirt out there somewhere... I think I only saw it at Penny's and I would have got it, but they ONLY had mediums and larges, otherwise I would have got it the moment I saw it. I've noticed a yellow one with a photo on it at Target, but I really didn't pay attention to it because I saw an Inspector Gadget shirt (and both times, they only had mediums and larges, otherwise I would have bought that even more instantaneously), and went into a frenzy of excitement.I agree though. Gonzo would have been a better choice as the geek. And I originally went in search of a good Gonzo shirt too. Ah well.