I dunno - i'm still thinkin' muffin. (Either that or Snowth's engaged in a spam scam where instead of posting links to viagra salesmen everywhere he can, he's getting paid to link to bizarre television tropes) After all, i don't see how any sane person could somehow view the idea of a thread that does nothing more than simply listing each year's award winners in one handy-dandy quick at-a-glance place (without having to scroll through 30+ pages in each year's ceremony thread to otherwise find them out) is somehow akin to fictional characters on a sitcom taking things too seriously. No one's asking anyone to memorize the award winners in preparation for an essay test or bow down to them in a cult-like fashion and pray at their collective alter (though if anyone's really compelled to put something in a collection plate so badly that it hurts, i'm more than happy to take your Visa or Mastercard.)
But if someone somehow actually holds on to such an absurd notion, i deeply apologize if you got offended, threatened, terrified, horrified, emasculated, traumatized, diaper rash, chocolate in your peanut butter, panties-in-a-wad, a purple hand, Bieber Fever, Disco Fever, Johnny Fever, or otherwise scarred for life by the very concept. The purpose of the thread is pretty clear from its title so if you were looking more for a substantually sillier thread devoted to say, discussing how many licks it takes for Muppets without tongues to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop, it's a pretty safe bet that you wouldn't find it here, so you clicked on the thread at your own risk. No one involved with the Forum Awards be they organizers, nominees, winners, audience members, caterers, ushers, dress designers, speech ghostwriters, or unisex penguin home viewers can be held liable. Plus we don't have any money anyway so suing doesn't do any good. (Unless someone really does hand over their Visa/MC in the collection plate. Hey - the abbreviation for both MasterCard and Muppet Central is the same so why not?)
I would thus suggest simply visiting threads that are more to your liking such as one discussing Lisa Rinna's lips. After all, that's a subject no one can take the least bit seriously.
We now return this thread to its originally scheduled purpose. See everyone next year!