Sesame Street costume fail

[ZeppoAndFriends]

You guys never seen the movie "Mean Girls," have you? Once you see the costume party scene, it ALL makes sense.

I don't want them to make sense! I WANT THEM TO GO AWAY!

IT'S SESAME STREET! SESAME STREET AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE 'SEXY'!

To paraphrase a very stuffy eagle, "They are DE-GRADING!"

 

[Drtooth]

They still look a heck of a lot better than the male costumes... Big Bird especially. Yuckka. And the large felt heads of Ernie and Bert.

The Super Grover looked very good, for a hood thing.

 

[dwmckim]

Is it bad that I hope everyone of those models fall down a flight of stairs?

Not at all. Although since they're dressed in "Sesame Street costumes", they should be condemned to fall down said stairs Sesame style..."TEN CHOCOLATE CREAM PIES!"

 

[Drtooth]

Worse! They should have to EAT THEM!

Seriously, a Cookie Monster girl who is THIN? Something about that seems... wrong some how.

 

[Gelfling Girl]

*sticks piece of duct tape over mouth to refrain from screaming loud enough to be heard on other side of the world*



*removes duct tape from mouth* Eww...And they dare call that stuff Big Bird, Cookie Monster, and Elmo? I wouldn't wear anything like that if my LIFE depended on it.

 

[Drtooth]

... wants to make joke about Elmo being a publicity and fame ho, but remembers its a family forum.


WAIT! Now I know what's wrong with them... I couldn't put my finger on it till now..

These were designed by CRUELLA DEVILLE!

Took me forever to realize that.

 

[Vic Romano]

Hmm... so maybe this isn't the best place to show off my interpretation of Rainbow Brite.

 

[Super Scooter]

Hmm... so maybe this isn't the best place to show off my interpretation of Rainbow Brite.

... Helloooooooooooo, Rainbow Brite!

 

[HeyButtahfly]

They're all really bad but Elmo most of all. AY-EEEEE!

The sad thing is, when my older sister was 3 or 4 she was Big Bird for Halloween, and I think my mom made the costume, and it was adorable... now I cannot ever see Big Bird as a plausible costume option (regardless of target age) ever again.

 

[Drtooth]

I can't even call these costumes myself...

Now, had they used cute gothy punky nerdy girls for the models instead of plastics and queen bees, I wouldn't have a problem with these.