Here's what needs to be fixed in order to get the old Kermit back:
1. Stop making Kermit so spastic. Steve overdoes the scrunched-up face too much, like Kermit has the jitters or something.
2. He needs to stop making Kermit resemble the
Sesame Street Kermit and start resembling
The Muppet Show Kermit. He's too nice, too childish, and too "let's just all get along". I felt like I got diabetes from watching Kermit on Leno last night.
3. Kermit is the straight man...? Not anymore. The acting abilities of Kermit has left something to be desired,
especially since he blew up in front of David Arquette in VMMCM with the "I wish I never been born" bit. Sometimes watching Kermit these days is like seeing your best friend who stinks at singing audition for American Idol. Because even though your friend is a terrible singer, you don't want to be a jerk, so you support him when he goes to audition. Because even though this guys' friends and family support him and say he's good, the larger crowd- the American audience- says otherwise and looks for someone better. And sadly, MuppetCentral, we're really just the 'family and friends.' America has made the vote.
4. Also, and I know this is nitpicky, but there's also a certain way that Steve works Kermit's arms that I don't like. It's just so
noticeable. It's hard to describe, so here's a video of Jim's Kermit, and one with Steve's Kermit. Check out the placement of the arms.
Steve's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFERrPhNGqs
Jim's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9JeytBMLdc
5. A. Also- and this goes for nearly all the Muppet characters- they seemed to have lost their language of subtlety. This kind of goes with Point #2. None of the characters seem to have any depth, they're as flat as cartoon characters. Next time you get the chance, watch the scene in
Muppets Take Manhattan where Kermit is will Gill, Jill and Bill in Pete's Diner, right beside everybody else, who have all given up on trying to find Kermit, then suddenly Kermit starts to cling the glasses to the song "Together Again." There's really not a lot of talk until Gonzo discovers Kermit's right there. It's a serious moment where everyone is upset that they can't find him. It's a pretty memorable scene right?
5. B. That same movie also has a scene where everyone is asking Kermit what they should do next, and Kermit has just had enough. He doesn't flail his arms, doesn't get uncontrollable,
he doesn't even scrunch up his face, he just tells them, in a very stern way, he's really just tired of having all the weight on him. It's the kind of reaction I'd expect from someone if I was in that situation.
I get it; there are different levels of Muppet fans, and we can't all agree on one exact type of Kermit. There's my opinion of a good Kermit, and then there's yours. I like a mature, friendly, relate-able Kermit who actually shows he's a leader. You don't need him to always either be 'happy-smiley' or 'frowny-face'. That's bi-polar. None of us act like that, they shouldn't either. Yes, Muppets have touched the lives of kids, but a lot of us on here are adults now, and what we liked then we still like today. If Jim can reach both levels, then these guys should be able to as well. From my point of view, I believe Kermit has lost his true appeal (as well as some of the other Muppets) and this is what's made it so hard for them to catch a break with a TV show or movie.