You may have a point with the 9 but who would expect a burger to be that big?
The type that often frequents coffeeshops or fast food places where a "small" drink is actually a large and a "grande" is a size just smaller than a bucket?
BTW, has anyone ever had a "Waiter Grover" of their own in real life? Years ago when i used to frequently eat at Denny's (combination of being superclose to home and supporting them for TMS campaign), i ALWAYS would get the same bad waiter no matter what time/shift i ate there or how many people were working there - even if i'd visit a different Denny's! I mean we're talking the kind of waiter that you would actually tell friends about and bring them with you to see for themselves that such a creature existed! It eventually became a running joke among my friends that whenever we got a bad waiter more than once we would always say in our best Mr. Johnson tone "Why is it no matter where I go I always get THAT waiter?"
Joking and SST in-jokes with friends aside, i'm usually very patient and tolerant with waiters/servers but i do have three major pet peeves:
1) when a waiter takes longer to bring your check once you've finished than the amount of time you've stepped in the door, waited for food to arrive and eaten it combined. I'll admit there's been times when i became so annoyed with not receiving my check that i'd say "well if i don't have a check after an hour, that must mean it's free" and have walked out without paying (bad i know)
2) when a waiter tries to trick or deceive you into ordering something higher priced. We all know about suggestive selling/upselling but it seems like over the last year or so there's been a sudden increase in just flat out dishonesty (by both wait staff, management, and advertising/menu presentation) about what costs what - has anyone else noticed this or is this just some weird Arizona thing?
3) This applies more to bartenders but i've also seen this with waiters/servers, also karaoke hosts - and largely at places that are gay-owned or primarily cater to gay clientele - when the wait staff trips over themselves to serve the people who are super good-looking and ignore as much as possible anyone not as attractive. This more than anything will cause me to boycott/never frequent a place again.