The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

[Oscarfan]

Lefty scurries around the theater, shelling (get it? shelling? ) peanuts and popcorn.

Lefty: I tink dis is da right place...I somehow ended up in da wrong tee-ater...GET YER POPCORN AN' PEANUTS ERE! GET 'EM WHILE DERE HOT! Each bag is just a nickel apiece...riiiiight! C'mon, don't be cheapskates! Dis is good fer ya! Who wants ta be da foist ta try Lefty's homemade popcorn...

Tony: And peanuts he swiped from an elephant.

Lefty: An' peanuts I--'ey! Shaddap, ya mook, don't tell 'em dat!

I'll pass. I work for peanuts anyway.

Shucks, I thought I was a shoo-in for Bets Thread Killer! Oh well....

*Watches as after I post, thread dies down*

 

[Colbynfriends]

I'll take some of that popcorn, Lefty!

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *talking to watch* A killer. There is a Thread Killer loose at the convention...over.
Beau: Maybe we should use him to kill off the top posters...
Bo: Ignore my last report over. We'll use the poster...
Bobo: Confiscated...

 

[JJandJanice]

Bo: Three dinners...
Bobo: Enough to share...
Bo: Wonder how much it costs though?

(EDIT: Well...that quick pun joke may have been ruined by the timing... Cngratulations Keermit!)

Still enjoyable there buddy,

 

[theprawncracker]

PRAWNIE: (runs out) Just a second. (runs back offstage)

(Offstage) Telly… come on! You’ve got to present this award! (grunts) Go on!

(TELLY is pushed out onstage, he nervously moves to the center)

TELLY: (shaking) Umm… I… I’m… Telly… Uhh… the… the award for… for B-b-best Thread… (heavy gasp) “Hanging by a Thread”… The… the contenders… are… OH I CAN’T DO THIS! I CAN’T HANDLE THE PRESSURE! What if I mess up? I’ll ruin everything! All the work everyone has put in will be tossed out! Messed up! RUINED BECAUSE OF ME!

ANNOUNCER: Telly! Get a grip, will ya? Just read the CARD!

TELLY: (gulp) Yes sir… The… the contenders are…
The Quote Thread
Viva La Punctuation!
The Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester
Lots of MUP3’s, wanna trade?
The Moppet Family
And… and the winner is… (reads) Oh! Look at that! Viva La Punctuation! And even though I’m not on the award… I’m still happy to present it.

ANNOUNCER: Viva La Punctuation! was posted in response to the punctuation restrictions Muppet Central has for their posts. Accepting the award is theprawncracker, the original poster of the thread.

 

[Colbynfriends]

Bobo: *intercepts the popcorn bag* Confiscated...Here buddy.
Beau: Thanks.
Bo: Yup.

Hey! You took my popcorn. You just gonna let him do this to my Dumb Dog.
Shh, I'm trying to listen.
Aw well, I only had quarters anyway.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: ...
Beau: ? ? ?
Bo: ! ! !
Bobo: Someone's gunna confiscate those exclamations you know...
Bo: Darn it!
Beau: ...

Raving Loonies: *running through the theatre waving giant flags and banners with "VIVA LA PUNCTUATION!" on them*

 

[Oscarfan]

*wakes up in seat from commotion* Scrambled please! I was too listening!

 

[Nick22]

im confused

 

[Oscarfan]

im confused

Welcome to MC!