Vote for Spike!
(Why?)
He's the cutest of all the dinosaurs! *fangirlsqueal*
(Um ... there is no Dinosaurs category on the ballot.)
*hangs head* sighs...
Well, let's see, who should we vote for, then?
(Whoever you didn't vote for, probably.)
But ... but ... the members list is SO LONG ....
(You could try just voting according to reverse alphabetical order.)
I could throw some darts at my laptop.
(Yeah, that should work. Be sure to have Geeksquad's number on hand.)
(Oh, and you already voted. It's not our fault you don't know enough about "dorms" and "games" and such. Just because you don't know how to have fun.)
Yeah, but ... *hangs head, sighs*
I can't help it ... to me, reading textbooks before the second day of school was fun.
(I don't think they have a "Boober" category on the ballot, either.)
Dang....