The most disturbing Muppet dream I've ever had

[RedPiggy]

I dreamt I was home walking casually in my living room toward the back of the house, when I heard someone clear their throat and say "Um, excuse me?"

I turned around, then looked down. It was Gobo Fraggle. He clasped his hands and had a pleading look on his face (as much as the live-action version could). "I hate to bother you," he said with a wavering, timid voice, "but Cantus has committed suicide and I don't know where else to turn."

My jaw dropped. (Keep in mind that I'm perfectly fine that a Fraggle is in my house. Also, IRL, a doctor shot himself recently, so I take it this is where the dream comes from.) "Cantus did WHAT?"

"We were walking down a tunnel in Fraggle Rock and he told me to leave. He pulled down some rocks and the tunnel fell in!" he cried out.

"Well, maybe I can go down there and help," I offered spontaneously. "I'm bigger than you. I might be able to lift the rocks off."

So, do you think there was a convenient Fraggle Hole in one of the walls? NNNNNOOOOOOOO.... We had to dig under the foundation of the house, crawl through what looked like dirty kitty litter and we finally found a Fraggle Hole buried deep under the foundation. We ended up in the sewer. Guess what kind of swear I said. Suddenly, my eyes widened and I gasped and turned to Gobo, apologizing profusely. He shrugged -- he didn't know the word meant.

And I woke up before we found Cantus.

 

[RedPiggy]

Well, my mother was watching that "5 people you meet when you die" movie (I forgot if that is actually the title) and this morning I dreamt I died ... and one of my "persons" told me to listen to the ground ... and I heard music. I was like, "You gotta be kidding? I can actually GO to Fraggle Rock now that I'm DEAD?" So I end up going to my own funeral and my brother is trying to find someone who knows some hymns. I start jumping on the pews that are filled with people, singing Convincing John songs!

 

[Fluffets]

God those are some weird dreams! On one thread about muppet dreams I mentioned my muppety dream where I met a younger, beardless and VERY alive Jim Henson!

 

[bazooka_beak]

Wow!

Well, apparently Gobo can also be quite "too much information" as well, because a few days ago I dreamed that Gobo was talking to me about seeing the doctor when he was little. Apparently the doctor would shove a thermometer up his butt I was carrying him around like a doll (he'd eaten too much and felt sick) and somehow we got to talking about that.

I think Gobo is walking through our dreams

 

[JaniceFerSure]

I had a dream that Splurge was coming after me.

 

[JJandJanice]

The most disturbing Muppet related dream I've ever had was that somehow a Kermit doll of mine came to life, grew sharp teeth, and bit off a finger of some kid.

I don't know what that mean,

 

[Ilikemuppets]

The most disturbing Muppet related dream I've ever had was that somehow a Kermit doll of mine came to life, grew sharp teeth, and bit off a finger of some kid.

I don't know what that mean,

That Kermit was hungry for human flesh? *freak out*

 

[JJandJanice]

That Kermit was hungry for human flesh? *freak out*

Yeah dude, it was a really freaky dream, and I also remember in that dream everyone was blaming me for it, like I shouldn't have so much Muppet stuff or this could happen or something.

I don't know it was just a totally messed up dream.

 

[Fluffets]

The most disturbing Muppet related dream I've ever had was that somehow a Kermit doll of mine came to life, grew sharp teeth, and bit off a finger of some kid.

I don't know what that mean,

OMG shocking!