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An All Hallow's Love
Page number fifty-seven. Wonderful, wonderful, glorious page number fifty-seven.
The stress lines upon the side of the small, thinly leather-bound pocket size book spine told the tale of how many generations of fraggle females had been taken in by the unbridled lust of that page more than any storyteller ever could.
Not that the current storyteller, who was at page number fifty six and giggling loudly , would not have been happy to try if asked.
But of course, like many unspoken parts of fraggle culture, the juicer plot points of the ending from Furlined Passions was hardly thought of as silly or serious enough to be talked about in polite company.
The storyteller wiggled her feet happily where she lay on her stomach, still in bed in her living cave adjoining the main storytelling chamber at half pass lunch time.
Her breath caught in her throat as she leaded in with an intense gaze, turning the page quickly to the fabled paragraphs when...
“Harriet! Harriet! Are you home? I've come concerning a matter of great importance to fraggle kind!"
The strong resounding tones of a young male fraggles voice mixed with the words she had just been reading made her pale yellow form nearly jump two feet in the air and melt at the same time, a sudden ability that ended with Harriet laying sparded among the piles of books on her bedside floor.
“Yes, I am! Just a moment!" She called to the voice and knock beyond her door.
She tucked the moon and star embossed cover with the shadows of a windswept princess and dashing prince under a dusty respectable looking copy of Cavemoss and You: A Match Made In Dampness and made her way to the main cave.
It looked smaller than it truly was, barely big enough for a shell-less hermit. Harriet tisk-tisked herself silently for not making her place of work more respectable looking lately.
Most of all, of course, when it was about to be seen by HIM.
She ran a hand though her wild frizzy mop of pink hair self consciously, opening the door with much flair a moment later.
“Come in, come in! So sorry to keep you waiting! I was just...um....researching valued lore for the Eternal Anthologies...”
“Ah, well then, I won't take up too much of your time.” The sandy colored fraggle said, walking into the cave with a wide well practiced stride.
“Oh, you're more welcome to all my time if you need anything, anything at all Matt...”
Harriet laughed, shadowing him silently as soon as she closed the door behind him.
The barely middle aged fraggle that had entered was dressed in the everyday outfit of the rocks' resident explorer. His handsome mustache that was the trademark of his family tree was just starting to fill out, it's yellow color laced with strands of white.
“Well, you see Harriet, I, the rocks' famous Traveling Matt was hoping that you as the storyteller could give me some most valuable information from some of those books you're always looking at...”
All and all he was the very picture of male fragglness to the young storyteller, a fragglness she had been trying to get her baloobius on for quite some time now.
All her previous hinting and flirting had been for nothing...
But oh, not today...Today she had a plan...
“Of course, of course, Mattykins...” She nodded forcing herself away from were she had put her head upon his shoulder all the while he had been talking without even being noticed.
“I have a few new places in mind for my next expedition, if you could just fill some tiny spots in my great wealth of wisdom about their present safety for mere mortal fraggles.”
He rattled on, standing like a hero about to get his picture painted by an invisible master.
The storyteller nodded, picking up the first book within reach from a pile near her reading stool, and quickly hiding the real title (The Care and Keeping of Your Spiderfly) from Traveling Matt's view.
“Here we are, the most up to date volume on all the caves of fraggle rock.” She said with a winning smile.
“My, that was quick.” Matt remarked, turning from his pose in bewilderment.
“I've gotten good at my job lately...But I'm still nowhere near as good as you are at yours, Matt of My Heart.” She cooed sweetly.
“Certainly not, why it takes years and years to get to my sheer level of...”
Matt swelled his chest outward a bit as he fished around in his jacket, coming back with a small piece of parchment.
“Ah, here we are...Now, lets see...Wonder Mountain?"
Harriet winced a bit at the question. Here it was the perfect opportunity to make her plan work...
But the storyteller code to always tell the truth to any listener who asked for answers was already beginning to nag at the back of her mind.
“The Avalanche Monster is hibernating on the road again.” She spoke clearly and surely.
That was the truth after all.
“Why that lazy oaf...Well then, the Snareroot Valley?
Stick to the plan, just remember the plan...
Her eyes darted down the pages that told her nothing as she flipped to a random chapter.
“F...flooded I'm afraid.”
That wasn't exactly lying, there was a leak in the cavern ceiling after all.
“Oh dear, it must have been a terrorable downpour in upper rock for us to have never heard it here.”
“The silent storms are the very worst.”
She agreed, bracing herself against looking into his warm trusting eyes as he glanced up from the last item on the list.
“The Trail of Autumn Enlightenment?"
Here it was the moment of...em...truth.
If she could just get the words out, any words, then she would be able to be the one doing the asking...
Her mouth felt like sandpaper as she blurted out the first full blown lie that came to mind.
“Out of season!"
Traveling Matt turned his head to the side ever so slightly, looking at the glasses framed bookish fraggles' head as if she had just caught an instant case of the pebble pox.
“Out of season, in autumn?"
Harriet laughed, her words edged with a nervous twitch.
“In autumn? No of course it is not out of season in autumn. How silly, did I say that? I meant it was in season in the other autumn, the autumn one based on the calendar of the Elder Clan we modern fraggles don't use anymore. So their and the trails' autumn is actually our spring.”
She took a deep breath, the weight of the tall tale suddenly pushing down on her lungs.
“You understand don't you?"
Matt stood, looking glassy eyed for a moment, his mouth slightly agape before he regained his ever present composer.
“ Certainly...why I knew that ages ago! I was just..um, testing your know how on the matter. You have to be sharp to keep such a important title as storyteller after all...”
“Nothing makes me feel more important than getting to help you Matt.”
The yellow fraggle replied, cleaning her glasses as if to wipe off the dirtiness of what she had just done and replace it with the clean, honest part of her plan.
“But I know a place that will be nice and romantic...I mean, great to explore on your expedition tomorrow instead...”
“Really? Where?" The tan fraggle asked with interest, leaning closer as the storyteller batted her purple shadowed eyes.
“The Gorg's garden at the annual Pumpkin Festival.” She whispered near his unseen ear.
“Hmph, what sort of exploring would that be? Why, everyone will be there!" He huffed.
“Exploring the time honored tradition of dating! What do you think? Isn't there something you'd like to ask me? Just for once Mattykins?"
She cuddled up to his clay colored fur as close as she dared and played with a lock of it that lay over his collar.
“Yes, Harriet, now that you mention it there is....”
“Yes....?" She asked heavily, leaning in just a breath away from pressing his muzzle to her own.
“Are you sure the Snareroot Valley is flooded that badly? If I wore boots maybe I...”
“Why...why..You!" The young fraggle exploded as if a bucket of ice water had just been dumped over her head.
“Out! OUT!" She screamed, forcing the tall lean fraggle in all his imagined splendor though her doorway and right into a halfway dried up mud puddle. “And take this with you... you... chad!"
The great Traveling Matt blinked in shock as his equally great trademark pit helmet was jettisoned into the muck near his knees.
“Hello? Hello? Harriet?" He called in a small sounding voice at the shadow of the slammed door.
“I do have some very tall boots for just such an...”
The Storyteller slammed down her window shutter and heard no more.
Page number fifty-seven. Wonderful, wonderful, glorious page number fifty-seven.
The stress lines upon the side of the small, thinly leather-bound pocket size book spine told the tale of how many generations of fraggle females had been taken in by the unbridled lust of that page more than any storyteller ever could.
Not that the current storyteller, who was at page number fifty six and giggling loudly , would not have been happy to try if asked.
But of course, like many unspoken parts of fraggle culture, the juicer plot points of the ending from Furlined Passions was hardly thought of as silly or serious enough to be talked about in polite company.
The storyteller wiggled her feet happily where she lay on her stomach, still in bed in her living cave adjoining the main storytelling chamber at half pass lunch time.
Her breath caught in her throat as she leaded in with an intense gaze, turning the page quickly to the fabled paragraphs when...
“Harriet! Harriet! Are you home? I've come concerning a matter of great importance to fraggle kind!"
The strong resounding tones of a young male fraggles voice mixed with the words she had just been reading made her pale yellow form nearly jump two feet in the air and melt at the same time, a sudden ability that ended with Harriet laying sparded among the piles of books on her bedside floor.
“Yes, I am! Just a moment!" She called to the voice and knock beyond her door.
She tucked the moon and star embossed cover with the shadows of a windswept princess and dashing prince under a dusty respectable looking copy of Cavemoss and You: A Match Made In Dampness and made her way to the main cave.
It looked smaller than it truly was, barely big enough for a shell-less hermit. Harriet tisk-tisked herself silently for not making her place of work more respectable looking lately.
Most of all, of course, when it was about to be seen by HIM.
She ran a hand though her wild frizzy mop of pink hair self consciously, opening the door with much flair a moment later.
“Come in, come in! So sorry to keep you waiting! I was just...um....researching valued lore for the Eternal Anthologies...”
“Ah, well then, I won't take up too much of your time.” The sandy colored fraggle said, walking into the cave with a wide well practiced stride.
“Oh, you're more welcome to all my time if you need anything, anything at all Matt...”
Harriet laughed, shadowing him silently as soon as she closed the door behind him.
The barely middle aged fraggle that had entered was dressed in the everyday outfit of the rocks' resident explorer. His handsome mustache that was the trademark of his family tree was just starting to fill out, it's yellow color laced with strands of white.
“Well, you see Harriet, I, the rocks' famous Traveling Matt was hoping that you as the storyteller could give me some most valuable information from some of those books you're always looking at...”
All and all he was the very picture of male fragglness to the young storyteller, a fragglness she had been trying to get her baloobius on for quite some time now.
All her previous hinting and flirting had been for nothing...
But oh, not today...Today she had a plan...
“Of course, of course, Mattykins...” She nodded forcing herself away from were she had put her head upon his shoulder all the while he had been talking without even being noticed.
“I have a few new places in mind for my next expedition, if you could just fill some tiny spots in my great wealth of wisdom about their present safety for mere mortal fraggles.”
He rattled on, standing like a hero about to get his picture painted by an invisible master.
The storyteller nodded, picking up the first book within reach from a pile near her reading stool, and quickly hiding the real title (The Care and Keeping of Your Spiderfly) from Traveling Matt's view.
“Here we are, the most up to date volume on all the caves of fraggle rock.” She said with a winning smile.
“My, that was quick.” Matt remarked, turning from his pose in bewilderment.
“I've gotten good at my job lately...But I'm still nowhere near as good as you are at yours, Matt of My Heart.” She cooed sweetly.
“Certainly not, why it takes years and years to get to my sheer level of...”
Matt swelled his chest outward a bit as he fished around in his jacket, coming back with a small piece of parchment.
“Ah, here we are...Now, lets see...Wonder Mountain?"
Harriet winced a bit at the question. Here it was the perfect opportunity to make her plan work...
But the storyteller code to always tell the truth to any listener who asked for answers was already beginning to nag at the back of her mind.
“The Avalanche Monster is hibernating on the road again.” She spoke clearly and surely.
That was the truth after all.
“Why that lazy oaf...Well then, the Snareroot Valley?
Stick to the plan, just remember the plan...
Her eyes darted down the pages that told her nothing as she flipped to a random chapter.
“F...flooded I'm afraid.”
That wasn't exactly lying, there was a leak in the cavern ceiling after all.
“Oh dear, it must have been a terrorable downpour in upper rock for us to have never heard it here.”
“The silent storms are the very worst.”
She agreed, bracing herself against looking into his warm trusting eyes as he glanced up from the last item on the list.
“The Trail of Autumn Enlightenment?"
Here it was the moment of...em...truth.
If she could just get the words out, any words, then she would be able to be the one doing the asking...
Her mouth felt like sandpaper as she blurted out the first full blown lie that came to mind.
“Out of season!"
Traveling Matt turned his head to the side ever so slightly, looking at the glasses framed bookish fraggles' head as if she had just caught an instant case of the pebble pox.
“Out of season, in autumn?"
Harriet laughed, her words edged with a nervous twitch.
“In autumn? No of course it is not out of season in autumn. How silly, did I say that? I meant it was in season in the other autumn, the autumn one based on the calendar of the Elder Clan we modern fraggles don't use anymore. So their and the trails' autumn is actually our spring.”
She took a deep breath, the weight of the tall tale suddenly pushing down on her lungs.
“You understand don't you?"
Matt stood, looking glassy eyed for a moment, his mouth slightly agape before he regained his ever present composer.
“ Certainly...why I knew that ages ago! I was just..um, testing your know how on the matter. You have to be sharp to keep such a important title as storyteller after all...”
“Nothing makes me feel more important than getting to help you Matt.”
The yellow fraggle replied, cleaning her glasses as if to wipe off the dirtiness of what she had just done and replace it with the clean, honest part of her plan.
“But I know a place that will be nice and romantic...I mean, great to explore on your expedition tomorrow instead...”
“Really? Where?" The tan fraggle asked with interest, leaning closer as the storyteller batted her purple shadowed eyes.
“The Gorg's garden at the annual Pumpkin Festival.” She whispered near his unseen ear.
“Hmph, what sort of exploring would that be? Why, everyone will be there!" He huffed.
“Exploring the time honored tradition of dating! What do you think? Isn't there something you'd like to ask me? Just for once Mattykins?"
She cuddled up to his clay colored fur as close as she dared and played with a lock of it that lay over his collar.
“Yes, Harriet, now that you mention it there is....”
“Yes....?" She asked heavily, leaning in just a breath away from pressing his muzzle to her own.
“Are you sure the Snareroot Valley is flooded that badly? If I wore boots maybe I...”
“Why...why..You!" The young fraggle exploded as if a bucket of ice water had just been dumped over her head.
“Out! OUT!" She screamed, forcing the tall lean fraggle in all his imagined splendor though her doorway and right into a halfway dried up mud puddle. “And take this with you... you... chad!"
The great Traveling Matt blinked in shock as his equally great trademark pit helmet was jettisoned into the muck near his knees.
“Hello? Hello? Harriet?" He called in a small sounding voice at the shadow of the slammed door.
“I do have some very tall boots for just such an...”
The Storyteller slammed down her window shutter and heard no more.