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WWE reference. Just as you say you have multiple personalities, Micheal Francis Foley--or just
Mick Foley, a wrestler and award-winning author--also has three distinct Faces of Foley:
The Deranged One, Mankind--Living in the boilerroom, this tortured soul has rats for neighbors and talks to a sock puppet named Mr. Socko (when he is not talking to himself or self-mutilating his own body).
The Hip Cat, Dude Love--Like, this self-professed chick magnet totally thrives on the days of the 60's, and as such, he's a groovy hippie that doesn't dig violence and stuff, daddy-o.
The Hardcore Legend, Cactus Jack--The most twisted of all the personalities, Jack's lost an ear & two front teeth whilst fighting in some of the most inhumane matches known in the business from Heck in the Cell, to Death Matches, to matches involving barbwire & fire, to matches in which he was crucified on a cross...and all done in an attempt to truly prove that he is indeed The King of Hardcore.
And Sarge...
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