Five Years, and Still Snowthing: A Retrospective

[Colbynfriends]

*bites down on it* *it's real* Good on ya kid. You'd make a good mobster, you want in da family?

I want to be a lobster
No Colby, he said "mobster", not "lobster" sure, i'll be in the family, just pay me a half doller (or half now, and half later).
oh, Can I go play with the chipmunks?
sure, i don't care.

 

[D'Snowth]

JEANETTE: I wonder what Miss Miller will say if Brittany's pregnant at eight...
ELEANOR: She'll die... frankly, I would too...

*Meanwhile, inside the crocodile's colon*

SNOWTH: This whole digestion thing stinks... and smells too!

 

[theprawncracker]

I want to be a lobster
No Colby, he said "mobster", not "lobster" sure, i'll be in the family, just pay me a half doller (or half now, and half later).

*flips the half-dollar over* Don't spend it all in one place, kid. Now, yer first job is to monitor that crazy guy with the AK-47 over d'ere, got it?

 

[Colbynfriends]

*flips the half-dollar over* Don't spend it all in one place, kid. Now, yer first job is to monitor that crazy guy with the AK-47 over d'ere, got it?

aye aye.
(does the "I'm watching you" symbol to dave")
Dave: COOOOLLLLBBBYYY-
Yes?
Dave:NNNFRRRIIEENDDDSSS!
oh. never mind.

 

[Oscarfan]

Ya've failed me kid. Ya've failed me.

Is it cause I didn't use a #2 pencil?

 

[theprawncracker]

aye aye.
(does the "I'm watching you" symbol to dave")
Dave: COOOOLLLLBBBYYY-
Yes?
Dave:NNNFRRRIIEENDDDSSS!
oh. never mind.

(Hahahahaha! ! !)
Why aren't you chipmunks fleeing? The digestion period of a male alligator such as this one is NOT very long! RUN!

 

[D'Snowth]

STOMACH ACID BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

*Skeletal Snowth is pooped out*

Snowth bones, snowth bones.

Snowth bones, snowth bones.

Mmm, snowth bones, snowth bones.

The snowth bone's connected to the snowthy bone, the snowthy bone's connected to the snowthers bone, the snowther bone's connected to the snowthbo bone...

 

[Oscarfan]

Someone should help you, but No-Body's around!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I just can't win can I?

 

[Colbynfriends]

STOMACH ACID BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

*Skeletal Snowth is pooped out*

Snowth bones, snowth bones.

Snowth bones, snowth bones.

Mmm, snowth bones, snowth bones.

The snowth bone's connected to the snowthy bone, the snowthy bone's connected to the snowthers bone, the snowther bone's connected to the snowthbo bone...

That reminds me of the science room at my school
Sheld your eyes Colby. Its not good for little eyes to see. do you need some skin regrowth stuff Snowthy?

 

[D'Snowth]

You know why I can't play music in church anymore? BECAUSE I AIN'T GOT NO ORGANS!