My tonsils were taken out when I was five.
Maybe they should've left them in, because after they took them out is when I began to balloon up!
Other than that, let's see... when I was about ten I fractured my tailbone TRYING to roller skate... the doctors gave me two choices: either I could let them shove their hands up my butt and take it out, or just leave it there. Which do you think I chose?
Then three years ago, I broke my pinky toe.
Other than that, I've never broken an arm, or a leg, I've never been stung by a wasp or a bee, I've never been bitten by a dog (not saying they haven't TRIED).
I THINK I had a black eye once, but I don't remember.