Go Pepper, It's Your Birthday! Go Pepper, It's Your Birthday!

[anythingmuppet]

*looks at the big mess these goofs have made of the thread*

Aye aye aye.....
*sighs*

*rests hand on forehead*

*turns about*

*pulls out penguin gun*

PAR-TAY! PAR-TAY!

*fires off randomly*
NEEEE-HEEEEE-HEEEE-HEEE-HEEE!


(Happy birthday, Peps! )

 

[D'Snowth]

Pepper, you're too sexy for us now? XD

She always was the "spicy" one!

 

[The Count]

Oooh! Caliente! She so hots, she makes the snow in Canada melt with her touch okay. Si, this Pepper womans is da oh oh, she too hot to handle.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Obviously.

 

[D'Snowth]

Boy, you guys... you guys are so... so... disrespectful... how can you LIVE with yourselves? !

*Quietly sneaks over to closet and secretly takes down the MrsPepper pin-up he had behind the closet door*

 

[TogetherAgain]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY Birthday, Cinnamon!

...Wait, Cinnamon's my dog. Her birthday's in August. Somethin' ain't right here... <examines random papers>...

...Ohhhhhhhhhh. Wrong spice. Beg pardon. <ahem>

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY, PEPPER!

<Examines random papers again> <nods> Much better. And a much tastier birthday cake. ...Unless the Swedish Chef had the wrong spice, too... Actually, um... Heck with the Chef. Let's order a cake from, uh...

...Somewhere.

Tell ya what! I'll grab a cookie cake for ya on my way out of work today. THAT'S the ticket!

Have a perfectly splendid day, my friend!

 

[The Count]

Hey! Pepe: Is not my fault for having the naughty minds okay? Ju keep showing me the pretty womens.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Happy birthday Mrs. P! Hope it is a truly awesome and spectacular day!

 

[MrsPepper]

it just so happens to be the birthday of one the best friends I ever had: my colleague, my ex boss at the 3976th 1/2, my partner-in-crime, my keeper-upper of all things Canadian, the Lucy to my Ethel, the Bert to my Ernie (I THINK I'm the Ernier one, but that's only because you're too modest about your own sense of humor), the Jerry Seinfeld to my George Costanza, etc.

Aww... that's so NICE of you to say! Though I didn't picture myself as Bert either!

*gives you a cake and Floyd pops out of it, dancing all slow and tempting*

How did you know that's EXACTLY what I wanted?

Snape: -_- For you, I will cheer endlessly in my gothic, black robes....I shall abandon the dark abyss for you...and enter the dreaded sunshine that seeps into my heartless soul....my love, Pepper....

*Is seen doing straddles, splits, and throwing pink pom-poms around*

Jack Sparrow: Move o'er, mate....I'm doing the stripping here for Miss Pepper....Alright, little lady-

Me: Later...that's AFTER the party, ok, Jack?
It's....too soon.

Jack Sparrow: but...the darling is just sitting there-

Me: BAD!

Jack Sparrow: Aw....*To Pepper* You, me, the ship.

Jareth: *Shoves Jack off the ship*
I move the stars for noone...-sings to Pepper-
<3 Only for YOU!

Jack: OOAAAHHHH! *Splash* x3

Jack, Snape, Jareth: MINE! D:
*They huddle over Pepper*

Me: NO! PEPPER IS MINE! D:

The Three: BUGGER OFF, RUNT! XD
*They go hand-in-hand with Peps* <3

Claudia: *Is chibified*
*Sits on Pep's head* :3

Snape: *Flicks her off Pepper*

Claudia: YAAAHOOOHOOOHOOIIIII! *Goofy scream* X3
*Lands in Canada* ....

Actually no, I changed my mind. I want THIS for my birthday: Three really hot fictional characters and one extremely awesome real person fighting over me! **evil laugh* You may commence now.

You should celebrate by drinking a Dr Pepper for every year of your current age.

Too much sugar, I think! But a very entertaining idea.

*jumps up and down squealing* HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEPPER! ! ! ! You're one of my very best friends here, and I hope you realize how much I appreciate you! Hope your birthday is quite spectacular! Thanks for being here when I need someone to vent with, laugh with, or... laugh with. *HUGS to de Pepper!* Happy Birthday!

Aww Prawnie, anytime matey! You should know you are the same for me and that you really do rock!

Anyway pardon me for the slight muffin Mrs Pepper. But please have it as a birthday gift. It's yummy yum.

Ooh, thanks Marty! My favourite type: Blueberry!

Nonononononononono, this was going to be a SERIOUS screenplay...

See, MrsPepper had been a devoted mounty for the R.C.M.P. for the past three decades (we were going to have to give her a little age makeup obviously), when she's suddenly find a rookie in her command: a young, plucky Colombian who was booted out of the meter maids in Puarguay because she wasn't Puarguaian.

MrsPepper has her hands full with the newest office in the R.C.M.P. becaus everyone is treating her like she's a weirdo because everyone else speaks French as their second language, except for Squeegee, who speaks Spanish, making her the first Spanish-French-Canadian Mounted Police in the force.

Their personalities really come together when they're called to a road accident, and they discover a giant boulder had landed smack dab in the middle of the road from a rock slide, thus blocking heavy traffic on both sides of the highway; they finally decide to put their differences aside and cooperate to remove the boulder from the road, so they both decide to lift the boulder and move it on the count of three, only to break their backs in the process, thus garnering their title of "Brokeback Mounties".

It was going to be my biggest, bestest blockbuster ever!

**dies laughing* Oh my goodness. You know, I would pay alot of real money to see this! *gasp*

M-Mrs-Mrs. Pepper I thought... I thought you said Mr. Salt wouldn't find out about us... No, no, don't get all shaken up! PLEASE! *sneezes* You make me sneeze!

No worries, matey. You're the one and only prawn for me! *winks*

MrsPepper! Fooling around with all these other "commoners"... I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMETHING BETWEEN YOU AND ME AND YOU! *Gets overdramatic* MY LIFETH IS OVERTH

Don't worry, there's lots of Pepper go to around

I bet Mrs Pepper is going to laugh her head off when she reads her birthday thread.

You bet right! **is tearing up a little from laughter** This is the best birthday present ever!

I'm going to be sane here and wish you a very happy Birthday, Mrs. Pepper!

Thank you, Will! Much appreciated. ^_^

Lefty: Yeah...happy boithday dere...er...Salty...dat's yer name, right? I got youse a buncha presents here, dat um...I "bought" fer ya...riiiiiiight! I'll letcha have 'em fer a nickel apiece...

Tony bonks Lefty on the head with a frying pan.

I was wondering when you two would get here! *winks* Thanks for keeping him in check, Tony!

Happy birthday to this Peppery Spice, this T*K*O 3976&½ leader, this woman of infinite blackened crackling powder...

Ugh, I don't know if I like the sound of that, lol! BUt thanks for the wishes!

Have a fab birthday Mrs P!

I will now, Dan!

*pulls out penguin gun*

PAR-TAY! PAR-TAY!

*fires off randomly*
NEEEE-HEEEEE-HEEEE-HEEE-HEEE!


(Happy birthday, Peps! )

Thank you matey! It was about time some penguins arrived. Normally they come early to all of the MC parties but I guess they got the invite late!

Oooh! Caliente! She so hots, she makes the snow in Canada melt with her touch okay. Si, this Pepper womans is da oh oh, she too hot to handle.

**laughs out loud** Oh man, if only this were true...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY Birthday, Cinnamon!

...Wait, Cinnamon's my dog. Her birthday's in August. Somethin' ain't right here... <examines random papers>...

...Ohhhhhhhhhh. Wrong spice. Beg pardon. <ahem>

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY, PEPPER!

Aww, thank you sweetheart! And that cookie cake sounds great, I'll be looking forward to it!

Happy birthday Mrs. P! Hope it is a truly awesome and spectacular day!

Thank you Beth! It's been pretty special so far because of all of these great birthday wishes from everybody.

I love all you guys!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Ahhh! Pepperrrriffiiicc! <3