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Pepe: Hola peoples... This is jour hon-the-spot reporter, Pepe. Today, we will be speekin to the one and only BeakerSqueedom okay?
So tell us Squeeki weekies... Who are ju? What made ju become a fan of the Muffins? Who is jour favorite Muffin? *Insinuates she'd better say him, but she mentions everybody else instead. Jes, jes, *cutting her off* those are all good answers... But tell me, why do they say ju crazies? What is jour favorite part about Muffin Central? And more importantly, are ju single, and one of these sexy womens I am hearing about all the time? They tell Pepe there are these sexy womens on the Muffin Central, but dios mio I am not believing its. All this Muffin Central is on a computer okay. And computer dating is not the best form of dating okay. Pepe knows from esperience okay. Hi tried it once... Personally computers chust aren't all that good-looking okay.
*Ends interview.