I'm Bored!

[dwayne1115]

Wow I have done it all and i still am so BORED. I could do this or that but this just don't seem fun, and that cost way to much money! I could go here or there but im already here and there is just to far for me to walk. I could run but then i would have to put my shoes on and tie them. I would first have to learn how to tie shoes, and then buy some shoes. To buy shoes i would need a job, but I am way to tired to work, but can't sleep. I have to use the bathroom but want to go to the kitchen, but i forgot where both rooms are at. I had a though but forgot about it, and when i tried to remember it i thought about something else. I think i will walk upside down today and talk backwards. That won't work because i would have to learn how to speak and walk at the same time. Eating sounds fun, but not everyone likes to hear you chew your food. Is Cole Slaw meant to be Crnunchy or soft. I need to clean my house, but first i need to mess it up. (FUN)
Well none of this sounds fun so i think i will just be bored.

 

[Ilikemuppets]

Nicely said!

 

[MrsPepper]

Welcome to your new favourite place, Dwayne! http://bored.com/ Tons of cool websites and game to do there.

 

[dwayne1115]

Welcome to your new favourite place, Dwayne! http://bored.com/ Tons of cool websites and game to do there.

Wow I love this site i think no wait yea maybe i do no know i hate it thank you your not welcome Sorry I was really sick and know im feeling better so i just want to do do do. I got an idea someone hit me with something soft, and then hit me with a 20 pound block of wood. Please dont use Oak uggg pine is the way to go.

 

[Pork]

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[Beakerfan]

Wow I love this site i think no wait yea maybe i do no know i hate it thank you your not welcome Sorry I was really sick and know im feeling better so i just want to do do do. I got an idea someone hit me with something soft, and then hit me with a 20 pound block of wood. Please dont use Oak uggg pine is the way to go.

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He appears to be on a majorly Wembling meltdown......

 

[dwayne1115]

He appears to be on a majorly Wembling meltdown......

If you only knew.... I wear a strait jacket to bed every night, and when I'm good they almost let me go to the zoo and free all the animals with fur. Sometimes the voices in my head gang up and try to take control. I wear a size 10 shoe on my left foot and a glove on my right foot. Sometimes i sleep with one eye open, and one hand in a bowl of Cole Slaw. My dreams are filled with jelly beans, cole slaw, rubber, clowns, the letter z, the number 0 some guy named Fran and lots of folk music. I always ask myslef the question who are you and what did you do with my extra brain i had laying around?

 

[dwayne1115]

Im still bord someone do somthing!

 

[Pork]

*juggles with a bowling ball a ping pong ball and a blade of grass*

ta-dah

 

[Winslow Leach]

*juggles with a bowling ball a ping pong ball and a blade of grass*

ta-dah

Whoa! Now come on, Dwayne! You have to admit...that was entertaining!