How can you help a guy get a girlfriend if you can't at least tell the girl how handsome he is?
Beakie... what happened to you and Charles?
Well why dont we set up a thread for you two and find yall some ladys?
I think I'll pass... Daniel may like a girlfriend, but I strongly feel that I honestly don't need female companionship to completely my life.
You remember that thread about a divorce a computer game? Here's how my divorce would turn out...
JUDGE: Now tell me again Mrs. Snowth's wife... WHY are you wanting to divorce your husband?
MY WIFE: (Using Kleenex after Kleenex) He'd much rather watch Kathy Greenwood on a TV screen rather than have anything to do with me! WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! (Blows nose)
JUDGE: Snowth? Have you no shame?
SNOWTH: Hey, I TOLD my mom I didn't want a wife, but she wouldn't listen to me.
Seriously, my mom is SOOOOOOO determined for me to have a significant other for me... someone she predicts will be a creative, imaginative, blonde bombshell (yeah, she still says I'm a sucker for blondes) who will just steal my heart. "I'll fight it" I keep telling her, "Oh I doubt that" she says.