Are you a boy or a girl?

[Baby Gonzo]

I am a girl. I just like to give myself gender confusing names on message boards like this.

I mess with your minds.



It was probably obvious though.

 

[Beauregard]

I know a lot of other forums are against bumping old threads, but at Muppetcentral we do it all the time.

Sometimes we bump people with our cars too...or bump people off, if they are cranky. Mwahaha!

 

[MrsPepper]

Or we bump & grind on the dance floor after too much punch!

All sorts of bumping goes on here, is what we're trying to say.

 

[Beauregard]

We bump down the stairs till we get halfway down sometimes, then stop for a chorus or two, then bump the rest of the way. Alwas fun.

 

[D'Snowth]

Or we bump & grind on the dance floor after too much punch!

All sorts of bumping goes on here, is what we're trying to say.

Now there's the kind of joke I'd never expect Peps to make!

 

[Beauregard]

She is a red, hot spicy pepper, don't forget. What less could one expect?

Oh, and there are some threads that go bump in the night...

 

[MrsPepper]

Now there's the kind of joke I'd never expect Peps to make!

She is a red, hot spicy pepper, don't forget. What less could one expect?

Soy muy caliente! **dances**

Also, sometimes if threads go too fast, we lay down speed bumps.

 

[Beauregard]

Not that threads can go too fast...! They'd never do a thing like that...especially on subjects that simply make no sence, like bumps. Or bruises. Or scraps. Or grazes.

 

[MrsPepper]

Of course, Beau. You are right.

And when a thread does do really well, we do the bump! **Plays some music and bumps Beau in the hip**

 

[Beakerfan]

Not that threads can go too fast...! They'd never do a thing like that...especially on subjects that simply make no sence, like bumps. Or bruises. Or scraps. Or grazes.

Or grazing, for that matter. *a loud Mooo-ing can be heard in the background*