I have something very important to say

[MartyMuppets]

Well while the Doctor and Egor are taking care of Franky boy and Noise Guy, I Marty would like to move the show along with a little song solo.

Ahem (strums his banjo while he sings)
Well I woke up this morning, feeling so sick I thought I was dead.
I felt sick in my stomach, and I felt sick in my head.
So I rolled over on my pillow and I threw up all over the bed.
I turned around to my wife and I threw up all over her.
I threw up on the cat and I threw up on the baby's chair.
Man ten years I've been travelling and I've thrown up everywhere.
I've thrown up in Californy. I've thrown up in Timbuktoo.
Come over here my friend and I'll throw up over you.
Throw it up. Throw it up. Up. Up. Bleuch.
Throw it up. Throw it up. Up. Up. Bleuch.
Ooooh. I'm telling you. I've got those sick man blues.
But it's better out than in you know.
Bleeeeeeeeuuuuuuurrrrrrrrch.

 

[Ilikemuppets]

Wow! Um.. Excuse me... *Covers mouth and runs* LOL!

 

[Erine81981]

*curtains close* *I enter through them* Hello folks. Did you enjoy that last song?

Everyone in the rows are throwing up

*nervous laugh* I see. *pulls collar, glups* Our next little diddy is from our very own.....uh....ummmmm....*calls behind the curtains* What's our next performence?

 

[MartyMuppets]

Now Caroline and William will perform the lover's dance, special version for use with mops and buckets of water to clean up the stage after what (ahem) happened at the end of my act.

You'll be very pleased to know I feel much better now.

 

[tutter_fan]

Man! This thread is crazy, hokay!

 

[Erine81981]

*comes back out* And here is William and Caroline doing the love dance with some special help by the Mop and Bucket crew. *waves arms in the air, runs off stage*

Man! This thread is crazy, hokay!

You've got that rights.

 

[Ilikemuppets]

*Mops the floor to the loves dance!*

 

[tutter_fan]

lol! *Goes to check & see what the Swedish chef is up to*

Muppet newsman: Swedish chef, what are you going to make today? I hope nothing bad happens to you!

 

[Ilikemuppets]

lol! *Goes to check & see what the Swedish chef is up to*

Muppet newsman: Swedish chef, what are you going to make today? I hope nothing bad happens to you!

And it always does. It would not be The Muppets if it didn't.

 

[MartyMuppets]

We interrupt this crazy thread to bring you a very special message.

Mr. Brown went to town but his pants fell down making him feel like a clown.