Red is hawt.
If I could, I'd take Red down to brushplant cavern. We'd drink whoopie water and eat radishes and doozersticks. Then we'd play tug-a-tails and rock high! Then, as I was attempting to put my arm around her, she'd put me in a half nelson, kick me in the doozers, and yell NO! Hands off! Bad touch! Then she would file a civil suit and drive me to stalking her. I'd stalk her, get thrown in jail, then send her love letters written in my own blood. I might even send her my severed thumb:}
Yes. Red is very cute :}