Ten signs you might be The Shoe Fairy
1. You think that Sesame Street is the greatest TV show ever.
2. You are in constant limbo over who your favourite band is.
3. Progressive Metal is the greatest music genre ever invented.
4. All of your fingers have calluses.
5. You think that French sounds so much better than English.
6. You are 6ft or taller.
7. You have a general knowledge that crushes all triva in it's way.
8. You enjoy long words.
9. You worship the TV as a second god.
10. And last but not least... Your hair is an extension of your soul...