Hey! you! watch it buster! I don't appreciate you saying that to my sweetie at all!
It's okay, sweetie! You're never annoying to me. I love hearing about your perfect days and I'm more glad than anything that you have them than anything, too! I love you, Sweetheart!
Just ignore him if he's going to be like that to you. You deserve so much better than that and to be treated better than that. It's not any wonder he can't get a girl. Yeah! That was a shot!
It was really hot today! Was sweating a lot today.