(Leach sings like a fifth-rate lounge singer)
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm dreaming of a white Eaaaaaaaaaster, yeah! Hey! You guys are great! Thank you, thank you! Remember to tip your waitress! I'll be here all week! Ho! Just like the ones I used to...knooooooooowwwww!!!! Aw, you're too kind, too kind, ladies and germs, too kind, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart, boys and girls, I really do! Where them treetops glisten-look at 'em glisten-and children listen-hey, look at them cuckoo kids listenin'! To hear sleigh bells in the-look out for it-snoooooooowwwwwwww!!!!!!! Yeah! Woo! Thankyouthankyouthankyou! Hup! Whoa, I'm-I'm-I'm-dreaming of a white, not a gold or a blue Easter-thank ya! With every chocolate Easter bunny I bite! And man, those chocolate Easter bunnies are delish!! May your days, may your days, may your days be merry and bright, whoa whoa whoa, yeah! And may all your Easters...be nice and warm and sunny, yeah! Thank you, thank you! Don't forget to tip your waitress! If you don't have a tip, lemme offer you one to give to her, 'cause you've been such a great crowd! Tell her, "if it's raining outside, don't leave home without an umbrella!" Yeah! That's a freebie, on the house, kids, feel free to use it! Hotcha!