*cop walks in* Tony Winslow Leach! You are under arrest for the murder of this muffin! *holds up picture of half-eaten muffin and handcuffs Tony* You have the right to remain cantankerous. You have the right to your own penguin. If you cannot afford your own penguin the court will provide you with one. You have the right to a fair detonation.... *lights some dynomite and sticks it in Tony's hands and runs off*