You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[TSSD]

You claim to be bilingual with "Beakerese" or "Mock Swedish" as a second language.

Ah, if only I could take one of those instead of spanish.

 

[Lil0Vampy]

If you're overjoyed that a small boy gasped and shouted 'MUSTACHE!' and pointed at your SS mustache shirt while at 'Nearly Normal: Gonzo Cusine' X3

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

'Nearly Normal: Gonzo Cusine' X3

Where's that?

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Corvallis, Oregon. Gonzo is actually a term for a mix of Mediterranean, Asian, and Mexican food. It's an abstract (but very good) vegitarian place.

 

[dwmckim]

Whenever you meet someone Yolanda, you automatically hear Rizzo's pronounciation of her name as he introduces her in TMTM in your head and automatically think "what a crazy body"

 

[GonzoLeaper]

When you ask a hotel what the choices are for payment and ask them if "sneaking out in the middle of the night" is an option.

 

[beakerboy12]

You say "Cabin Fever" in the same way Clueless Morgan said it in MTI almost every time you leave a room!

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

...you commonly tell other people, 'I'm off to see the Wizard, Hasta La Bye-bye', when going out.

 

[GonzoLeaper]

Instead of saying "I quit" or "I'm leaving", etc.- you now always tell people when you're quitting or leaving something- "I'm ankling."

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

You often have to translate Muppet related sentences. For example "Boober is played by Dave Goelz" translates into english to "The fraggle with the hat is played by Gonzo"