You might be (or know that) you're an obsessed Muppet fan if you think of character pair-ups that no one else has thought of. (For example, take take an undiscovered Steve/Dave character team-up: Lips and Zoot. Y'know, before I typed this, I had a lengthy discussion with myself about this pair. I'll spare the rest of you the time by shortening it. Now, both Lips and Zoot are quiet musicians who could've quite easily been friends since someodd years ago. Both of their respective puppeteers were uncomfortable performing them. But both of them [Lips and Zoot, not Steve and Dave] have never actually had a conversation with each other on-screen before. So, what I'm trying to say is this: Why not have the two of them do their own TV series? [Here's how I picture Steve and Dave's reaction: "WHAT! ? O_O"] Alas, the companies will probably never pick up on the idea. Fortunately, we have fanfiction to help us figure it out. So, now that Kermit has written a book, Rowlf needs to write an autobiography and the Electric Mayhem members need to find time to write a book about how they met.)
You know you're an obsessed Muppet fan if you think that Rowlf needs to write an autobiography and that the Electric Mayhem needs to write that book of theirs so all of us don't have to wonder about how they met. =P
... boy, that first one was long.