Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Gonzo, share your vaccuum.
Gonzo: Man, this sucks...
Ryan: Duh, it's a vaccuum.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Thank you. XD Nice pun. *Gets a knife and fork* YUM!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: *waves white flag*

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Claudia: Er...bye Ryan! *Hears meeping* *Rushes out* Remember our plan!

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Bunsen: Beaker, are you alright? We should go before Claudia sees you. You know how dramatic she can be.

Beaker: *Twitch*

Claudia: BEAKER? What happened to you? *Huggles Beaker gently*

Bunsen: Well from his flirtaciousness did he anger Animal since Alex is clearly his--as he says "Woman" so yes. This was basically all Beaker's doing.

Beaker: Meeeeee?

Claudia: *Frowns* Beaker. I am sooo mad at you.

Beaker: Meee?...

Claudia: *Looks serious*

Bunsen: *Shivers* That cold stare...

Claudia: Come on Beaker.

Beaker: >_> *Gulp*

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: She ate all of my vaccuum!
Ryan: What do you expect? Claudia really sweeps the competition when it comes to vaccuum eating!
Gonzo: ...Just stop.
Ryan: Sorry.

 

[Katzi428]

Gonzo: She ate all of my vaccuum!
Ryan: What do you expect? Claudia really sweeps the competition when it comes to vaccuum eating!
Gonzo: ...Just stop.
Ryan: Sorry.

taking a cane ..going up to Ryan's room & then giving him the hook for the bad pun!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen to Katie: Thank you Miss Katie. *Shakes head*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *dragged off stage*
Uncle Deadly: *pops up* About time! He was killing this performance!

 

[Katzi428]

Bunsen to Katie: Thank you Miss Katie. *Shakes head*

It's Kathy if you're talking to me,Bunsen.And you're welcome.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: (hearing commotion) W-w-what's going on?
Storyteller: Well, nature abhors a vacuum...but Gonzo seems to like them.
Erin: Mmm...(thumbing through book) Hey, I've got a joke: Did you know that Marcel Proust wrote a cookbook, in addition to his other books?
Storyteller: Really? What was it called?
Erin: A la recherche du Pain Perdu.
(Storyteller cackles)
Nora: I don't get it.
Erin: It's a play on "A la recherche du Temps Perdus," In Remembrance of Things Past. And pain perdu is French toast.
Nora: Oh, oh...(winces)
Erin: (sighs) If I have to explain it, it's not funny - but my French professor got a laugh out of it. (gets up) On another subject, I got us a new teapot.
Storyteller: Oh, let's do see it.
Erin: (goes to kitchen, returns with pot) Here it is, one nice big round blue one, which I unearthed in Finders Keepers.
Nora: Looks good.

 

[The Count]

*Overhearing Erin... You've got a... friend?
You just call up my name...
Count, at the organ supplying the mood music: And you know wherever Iam...
I'll come running...
*Spooky voice: Running for you.

Sorry, that tune's stuck in my mind from the performance last Tuesday. Did you happen to see it Erin? Just wondering cause it was a James Taylor song being performed and we haven't heard anything from the resident RHLC-er on it yet.

But whatever you're planning, just know you're always welcome here.