What if (if you've seen the Sesame Street Pitch Film from 1968-69), the show that was to become Sesame Street actually became "Hey Stupid" as suggested by Scoop?
And remember that scene from "Dumb and Dumber" where Harry was told to "toss some salt behind his right shoulder"? this is what would happen...
(Kermit, Scoop, Rowlf, Grump, and other Muppets are at a diner, having lunch, when all of a sudden, a bunch of angry offended parents enter)
PARENT #1: (angrily) Okay, who's the deadman responsible for the title of this show?
All the other Muppets point to Scoop, and try to get out of the fiasco by looking outside the window. Scoop is now surrounded.
SCOOP: (nervously) Oh, listen, uh---Believe me, I' thought, you know, since these kids can't read or write---I---I never meant to offend anyone of---
One of the parents notices Scoop was eating a hamburger
PARENT #2: You gonna eat that?
SCOOP: No---yes---no---Well, I'd cross my mind...Yeah...
(And you know what happens next)