The Return of "Muppet What-Ifs?"

[muppet maniac]

What if Rowlf rapped?

What if Big Bird was filled with rage?

What if one of the Muppets chased squirrels---just for fun?

What if Link Hogthrob became president of the United States?

What if Statler and Waldorf wore tutus?

What if The Swedish Chef became an action movie star?

What if Forgetful Jones wrote his own autoiography?

What if Oscar the Grouch became a ninja?

What if Cookie Monster ate Ernie and Bert's entire apartment?
What if he eats Ernie's rubber duckie
What if he eats Bert's bottlecap collection?
What if he eats Ernie and Bert?

What if Sam Eagle was a host on MTV?

What if The Count could read people's minds?

What would happen if Fozzie Bear went into a movie theater and talked during the movie?

 

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if the Muppets guest-starred on "The Partridge Family" and "The Brady Bunch"?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

What if the Muppets guest-starred on "The Partridge Family" and "The Brady Bunch"?

I don't even wanna know. XD

 

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if these voice-actors did guest voices in current animated "Sesame Street" segments:

Jeff Bennett
Tom Kenny
Rob Paulsen
Dee Bradley Baker
Carlos Alazraqui
Maurice LaMarche
Jess Harnell
Kevin Michael Richardson
Corey Burton
Patrick Warburton
Daran Norris
Richard Horvitz
Tom Kane
Phil LaMarr
Frank Welker
Grey Delisle
Jennifer Hale
Kath Soucie
Candi Milo
Lauren Tom
Cree Summer
E.G. Daily
Tara Strong
Cathy Cavadini
Pamela Adlon
Mae Whitman

 

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Gorgon Heap ate Boppity, Gloat, Droop, and other Muppet monsters?
What if Professor Hastings was played by Jerry Nelson?
What if there was a gray Anything Muppet?
What if there was a hammerhead shark, dolphin, stingray, manatee, and killer whale on "Sesame Street"?
What if some of the Sesame Street residents took the subway to another town similar to the Around the Corner set?
What if Jean-Pierre Rampal guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Paul Simon guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Smokey Robinson guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if k.d. lang guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Diana Ross guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Gladys Knight guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Weird Al Yankovic guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Buster Poindexter guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Cree Summer guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Paul McCartney guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Julie Andrews guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Michael Jackson guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Leslie Uggams guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?
What if Judy Collins guest-starred on "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?

 

[minor muppetz]

What if The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years featured clips from Follow That Bird?
What if The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years featured clips from Timepiece and The Dark Crystal?
What if Jim Henson's segments from The Junior Good Morning Show still existed (I am assuming that no kinescopes were made)?
What if Kermit appeared on The Jimmy Dean Show?
What if King Rupert and Featherstone were regulars on The Muppet Show?
What if Herry Monster, Prairie Dawn, Biff, Sully, Sherlock Hemlock, and Forgetful Jones had big parts in Follow That Bird?
What if Biff and Sully appeared in a Sesame Street Live show?
What if Sully talked?
What if, in Follow That Bird, Kathy Mulen performed the voice of Miss Finch, Pam Arciero performed the voice of Mommie Dodo, Richard Hunt performed the voice of Daddie Dodo, Jerry Nelson performed the voice of Donnie Dodo, and Frank Oz performed the voice of Marie Dodo?
What if Michael Earl still performed Snuffy, Forgetful Jones, Slimey, and all of theother characters that he performed during his brief time on Sesame Street?
What if Brian Meuhl still performed Telly, Elmo, Barkly, and all other characters that he performed?
What if Elmo was still called Baby Monster?
What if Lindberg was still a main character?
What if The Muppet Show: Season Two had Muppet Morsels?
What if animated versions of Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Minnie Mouse, Goofy, Pluto, and Pete appeared in The Muppets at Walt Disney World?
What if I could remember the "what if..." question that I had planned on asking since yesterday afternoon?

 

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Richard Hunt performed in "The Dark Crystal" and "Labyrinth"?
What if Jerry Nelson performed in "Labyrinth"?
What if Karen Prell performed in "The Dark Crystal"?
What if Kathy Mullen performed in "Labyrinth"?
What if Michael Earl Davis performed in "The Dark Crystal" and "Labyrinth"?
What if Brian Muehl performed in "Labyrinth"?
What if he (instead of Marty Robinson) performed Telly in "Follow That Bird"?
What if "The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years" featured clips from various international Sesame Street coproductions?
What if various Frackles, Miss Kitty, Beautiful Day Monster, Shaky Sanchez, Lenny the Lizard, the Koozebanian Phoob, the Three-Legged Screaming Creature, Blustering Bellowpane Monster, Brool Minstrel, Murray Minstrel, the Tree Creatures, Aretha, Philo and Gunge, various cave creatures of "Fraggle Rock", Butch the Tiger, Mickey Moose, Billy the Bear, the Wolf, the Shark, Winny the Cafeteria Lady, Miss Mousey, Angus McGonagle, Mulch, T.R. Rooster, Catgut, Leo, Grump, various characters of "The Land of Gorch" and "Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas", Don Music, Herbert Birdsfoot, Mr. Johnson, Dr. Noble Price, Farley, the Amazing Mumford, Betty Lou, Prairie Dawn, Roosevelt Franklin and his mom, Gilbert and Sullivan, several Grouches, Little Bird, Gladys the Cow, Poco Loco, the Big Bad Wolf, Cookie Monster's mom and sister, four more One-Sentence birds (in addition to Whaddyasay Bird and Forcryingoutloud Bird), Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red, Cantus, and other Fraggles were seen in the wedding sequence of "Muppets Take Manhattan"?
What if Sprocket was one of the dogs from Rowlf's kennel in "Muppets Take Manhattan"?
What if Leo the Party Monster stayed on "Sesame Street" after Season 18?
What if Professor D. Rabbit stayed on "Sesame Street" after Season 19?
What if Stella stayed on "Sesame Street" after Season 22?
What if Preston Rabbit stayed on "Sesame Street after Seasons 21, 22, and 23?
What if Sam appeared in more surviving episodes of "Sam and Friends"?
What if he actually talked?
What if various Muppets from international Sesame Street coproductions (Plaza Sesamo, Sesamstrasse, Sesamstraat, Rechov Sumsum) appeared in "The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years".
What if various Sesame Street Muppets (in addition to Bert), Fred the Dragon, Flute-Snatcher, Snerfs, Gleep (early Grover), Scoff, a green Scoff-like Frackle, the Snowths, King Rupert, Featherstone, Wally, Leroy the Donkey, various rats and chickens, T.R. Rooster, Rover Joe, the Glutton, Nutty Bird, Sour Bird, the La Choy Dragon, Sir Linit, Sneegle, Fred (the Munchos spokesman), Mert (the La Choy spokesman), Arnold Monster (early Cookie Monster), Grump, Conrad Love, Tommy and Fred (from various Kerns Bread commercials), Mac and Suzy (from various telephone company commercials), the Southern Colonel (from various Southern Bread commercials), two gas pumps (from the Marathon Oil commercial), and various Sam & Friends characters appeared as audience members in the wrestling sketch in "The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence"?
What if the Pink Frackle, the Green Hunchback Frackle (current version), Gloat, Beautiful Day Monster, Miss Kitty, Luncheon Counter Monster, Behemoth, Lenny the Lizard, Droop, Shaky Sanchez, the Koozebanian Phoob, Baskerville the Hound, Afghan Hound, Wolfhound, Muppy, Quongo the Gorilla, Billy the Bear, Mickey Moose, the Deer, the Walrus, the Wolf, the Shark, Youknow Bird, Whaddyasay Bird, Forcryingoutloud Bird, Righton Bird, Ohboy Bird, the Three-Legged Screaming Creature, the Male and Female Koozebanians, the Merdlidops, the Honking Beaked Fazoob, the Fish Fazoob, the Drum Fazoob, Brool Minstrel, Murray Minstrel, Mudwell Mudbunny, Aretha, Poison Cackler, Blustering Bellowpane Monster, Papa Tree Creature, Begoony, Philo and Gunge, Beastie, the Inkspots, Flute-Snatcher, Tug Monster, the Christmas Turkey, a purple dragon (from "Imagine That"), an eel (from "Squeal of Fortune"), Sheriff Shane Shrimp (from "Spaceship Surprise"), a fox (from "Grover's Rhymes" sketch), Sidney the Camel, an elephant trunk, several other members of the Board of Birds (including Leo Birdelli and Auntie Audubon), Winny the Cafeteria Waitress, Alfonso D'Bruzzo, a Dodo Bird, a Brontosaurus, a Raccoon, several green birds who sang "Take a Chance on Me", Catgut, T.R. Rooster, Rover Joe, a homing pigeon, a dolphin, a sea horse, a squid, Anthony and Fran (from "Hurting Something"), Lindbergh, a Slithy Tove, a Borogove, a Mome Rath, several Frogs, several Bunnies, several "Muppet Show" sheep, several "Dog City" dogs, several "Sesame Street" lambs, several "Sesame Street" pigs, a "Sesame Street" chicken, Rocky the Cat, Watson the Dog, Chip and Dip, Kathleen the Cow, and Fred the Wonder Horse appeared in several episodes of "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"?

 

[ploobis]

What if Thig was still pared up with Thog for The Muppet Show?

 

[minor muppetz]

What if Michael Earl Davis performed in "The Dark Crystal" and "Labyrinth"?

I thought he did perform in The Dark Crystal. But what if Jim Henson actually performed in Labrynth, and what if Louise Gold performed puppets and voices in Labrynth (in addition to being an extra in the dance sequence)?

 

[TotallySpiesFan]

What if Jerry Nelson performed puppets (not just voices) in "The Dark Crystal"?