That's okay... these methods are all cliche, and very unorthodox... and I sure would hate to have to hire someone to tickle you until you wet yourself, so we'll settle this in a more mature, civilized manner...
*Tackles Uncle Matt, and starts choking him*
TELL ME OR I'LL KILL YOU! ! !
*Tackles Uncle Matt, and starts choking him*
TELL ME OR I'LL KILL YOU! ! !