Jeanette is around 7 to 9 years old, in human age around middle / high school-ish.
Noodle started out as a 10 year old (although she’s aged since and is now in her thirties).
Luan Loud is 15.
The point isn’t that you guys can’t be attracted to cartoon characters, the point is that you’re attracted to — in a lot of cases — children. That’s why we have an issue with this thread and that’s why we feel it doesn’t belong on a Muppet forum. Not because you guys have attractions. Because it’s the breeding ground of pedophiles.
Agreed wholeheartedly, there is nothing wrong at all with having crushes on fictional characters (I have lots of fictional crushes myself), but I find it extremely disturbing that a 30-something year old grown man is thirsty for several underaged cartoon girls, and I wish I pointed this out earlier back when I used to be active here.
I don't care if they're fictional, it's still wrong and really creepy imo. There are so many fictional adult women you could be thirsty for instead of these literal children/young teenagers.
Noodle is fine only if you like older Noodle, just not when she's younger. But an 8 year old chipmunk girl? Just... stop, my guy..