WITCH AUDITIONS: Does anyone remember this pretty scary skit? We see a director in his chair, played by Skip Hinnant. He was organizing a play and needed someone to play the role of a witch. 2 actresses came in to try out. The first was Judy Graubart dressed in a scary witch's costume, complete with a pointed hat, shaggy hair, and black coat. Skip was impressed and asked Judy to screech an EE sound. Judy let out a scary EE! Then Skip asked Judy to let out her loudest, Tee Hee Hee. Judy cackled out loud, "TEE HEE HEE!" Skip loved her performance and told her to come back later so he could watch the second actress's performance. The second actress was Lee Chamberlain, but she was dressed in a regular purple dress, and she had on jewels and a nice hairstyle. She did not look like a witch at all. Skip asked Lee to let out her scariest EE. Lee only made a quiet sounding ee. Then let out a meek sounding, "tee-hee-hee." Skip finally said, "Sorry, you don't get the part. You're not dressed in a witch's costume, and you can't cackle or laugh scary. No one would possibly believe you're a witch." Lee suddenly got angry. Her eyes glowed red and she cast a spell causing Skip to explode into a piles of ashes. It turned out she was an actual witch who didn't believe in being one of those cackling, pointy hatted, witch stereotypes.