The Wise Words of Ralph Wiggum from "The Simpsons":
-My cat's breath smells like cat food.
-This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end!
-I'm a Star Wars!
-Hi Lisa, Hi Supernintendo Chalmers *spells out the word C.A.T. on the computer* I'm learnding!
-I'm a brick!
-*After the teacher got finished reading the story of Lincoln's assassination* Oh no! Was Lincoln okay after he was killed?
-I'm a Unitard!
-When I grow up I want to be a principal just like Skinner......or maybe a caterpillar.
-This is the rock in my backyard. It tells me to do bad things!
-Smokey the Bear:Remember little boy, only you can prevent forest fires.
Ralph Wiggum:In my house, we call them uh-ohs!
-Me fail English? That unpossible!