The “What did you do today?” thread

[Any Del]

How do you mean? Like "I WANT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE BECAUSE I DESERVE IT, I HAVE A JOB, I WORK IN A GAS STATION AND EVERYTHING, AND IF I DON'T GET MY DRIVER'S LICENSE, ME AND THE REST OF MY SESAME BRATS ARE GONNA KEEP BUGGING YOU UNTIL YOU DO!"?!

No no. Like " I DON'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED WITH IMPULSIVITY YOU UGLY, DECREPIT, WRINKLED FROGS!!! TREAT ME WITH DIGNITY OR ELSE I'LL CASTRATE BOTH OF YOU!!! THEN I'LL COOK THEM, SEASON THEM AND DIP THEM IN TARTAR SAUCE!!!"

 

[LittleJerry92]

And, of course, I get see no subscription update about it.

:gifofJosephrunningaroundnakedscreamingpoop:

 

[ConsummateVs]

:gifofJosephrunningaroundnakedscreamingpoop:

Oh.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Yup.

 

[D'Snowth]

Dude, I must admit, I'm a little weirded out about all the visions you have of me naked. . . .

 

[LittleJerry92]

Just me being a troll.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Oh, I forgot to mention.

So I threw out my TV, destroyed all my game consoles and video games, threw away my electronics and erased all my porn so I don't end up becoming a future school shooter.

Spoiler

This is a joke if you haven't already guessed.

 

[D'Snowth]

If I become a future school shooter, it'll be because of my dream girl - and not because she rejected me (which she did), but because she's a Trump supporter and a bit of a racist (but she says her affinity for Asians makes her not racist).

 

[LittleJerry92]

...I don't suppose she has a confederate flag?

 

[D'Snowth]

I doubt it; she hails from "the dumb liberal state" of Minnesota.