Ask Froggy Fool ANYTHING (within reason)

[MikaelaMuppet]

Yeah, I thought you didn't like metal.

Metal’s okay I guess?

 

[ErinAardvark]

Are you a dog person or a cat person? Or neither?
If neither, what kind of animal person are you? (and if you answer with Animal the Muppet, I will clobber you over the head with my giant mallet)

 

[Froggy Fool]

Are you a dog person or a cat person? Or neither?
If neither, what kind of animal person are you? (and if you answer with Animal the Muppet, I will clobber you over the head with my giant mallet)

Though I love dogs, I must happily say that I am a cat person.

And an Animal person, of course.

 

[dwayne1115]

Does chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?

 

[Froggy Fool]

Does chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?

Probably.

 

[dwayne1115]

Go to YouTube and look that song up. They did it on the Muppets Show.

 

[Froggy Fool]

Go to YouTube and look that song up. They did it on the Muppets Show.

Yeah, I've seen it before. One of the best numbers from Season 1.

 

[ErinAardvark]

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
(boom boom!)

 

[Froggy Fool]

Fog.

 

[ErinAardvark]

Do you stick it on your tonsils and heave it left and right?
(eh-eh!)
(thanks to @dwayne1115 "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor" is gonna be stuck in my head all night)