Bad Baby Names

[Fozzie Bear]

Nyssa sounds Nice-a.

WOCKA WOCKA!!

 

[RedDragon]

Oh brother <groans> LOL


Oh, Oh, I know a bad name. Naming your kid after a car like rich people do.

 

[Katzi428]

digging up a slightly old thread
Someone mentioned the name "Dorcas" in here,right? Well,my sister worked with a woman named Dorcas this past summer.Weird name,I know! I said to my sister,"You sure it's not Doris?" She said that it was Dorcas

 

[anytimepally]

my grandmother almost named my dad Hungerford

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

I know a girl named...Babooshka.

 

[Pork]

I know people called Flame and Lake

 

[Davina]

hubby and i are considering the name Serenity Tiger Rose if we ever have a girl...
(and James Daniel Merlin for a boy... Merlin was hubby's father's name..)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

That's unique.

 

[PuppyLuver]

If I have any kids, my first son will be named Duncan. It's brilliant! I can call him Duncan Donuts all his life and drive him nuts! XD

If I marry some guy with the last name Jones and I have a son, I want to either name him Mashed Potato(go see Halloween Fairstival at homestarrunner.com for reason) or David Robert(personal injoke).

My mom's name is Joy. Perfectly fine, except one thing: she can "never find anything with [her] name on it except around Christmas!"

If you do not want your kids to shun the identity you gave them, don't give them names with which they have the oppurtunity to shorten. My parents named me Jessica. Never call me that, unless you like having a black eye. IT'S JESS. GOT THAT?

Never give your kids names that the spellcheckers hate. My middle name's Renae, spelled exactly like that. Microsoft Word's spellchecker eats it right up.

One more thing... FOR THE LOVE OF FRIED POTATOES, DO NOT NAME YOUR KID JESUS! I'm so glad the guy in my health class who was named that went by "Bronce". It's a lot easier on my nerves...

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Wasn't there someone once who had a dog named Jesus? I can't remember if it was these forums or another forum where that was happening.